Topic: Question of the Day

"What games do you hate?"

"Can't we just sit and talk instead?"

"We've got a small project for you. It involves x, y and z, and also a, b, c through f, and if we can put functionality for p and q in there, that'd be grand. We know that you've never in your life seen t, but if you could learn and add u, v and w to t, and integrate it with q, could you then attach it to a? And can you get a prototype done by Friday?"

Or the current favourite:

"We've got in this new massively complex software. We never bothered to find out what our in-house expertise with it is or what level of expertise it requires, but we saw that another company has made it into something incredibly customized and powerful. Could you two produce something similar? Also the other company paid for an external specialist company over 10 years to make theirs, we have no budget so it'll just have to be you two, preferably by the end of the month. Good luck!"

'Are you a brony or a furry?'
My answer: What, do I look like a complete social reject?

No, you just look like total jerk with no mind of your own and a complete inability to sympathize with others..

_{You look like someone who spelled tetris wrong hehehehehe. >:3}

PS3 or XBOX 360?

"Sir, did you know that you were going 55 in a 35 MPH zone?"

Here's another one - multiple choice questions where you need to pick which answer is the "most correct".

So basically, exercises in thinking like the examiner.

Ooooh and another one...
"Why do you listen to music you can't understand?"
I feel like whatever answer I give them, it will never be enough. >_<.

Aaaah yes. I forgot about that. I hate when people ask 'why the heck do you listen to that?' I'm fine with it being kind of weird to the average person that I listen to Japanese and Chiptune music, but I hate it when they just don't care for my reason. Why even ask? Sucks that the average person that asks me that regarding J-music hates what ever song I show'em just cause it's another language. Aggregates me.

"why do you feel the need to take that stupid whip everywhere we go?, youre embarrassing me."

"Why do you still like Spongebob, that show is for babies"

Well, I've been watching that show since it first aired in 1999, and back then, I was only 5. Spongebob was proabbly the biggest insprtion of my Sheldon and Mr.Randoms sereis (Add that on the wiki page, I know what you people are editing and adding). I get asked this by friends, fans, trolls, etc.

Of course, I bet a lot of you are just dying to ask this to me.

"Why do you like Fred Rechid so much?"

I'll save that for another thread.

When I am at work and clearly have a name badge on that says my name and a customer asks me, "Do you work here?"

@Tasuki That just happened to me today XD

I have answered this with "no, I just like wearing the store uniform and hanging out here."

This.
Especially when they're not satisfied with my answer and ask for specifics.

want to play 52 card pick up?

"What job are you going to do after school?"

"How's your revision coming?"

Well I'm taking a break right now! Stop making me feel bad. D:<
This may just be my current answer because I've got a lot of exams coming up. :3
Now if you'll excuse me I'll get back to revising.