Topic: Nintendo Vending Machine!

You got a copy of the game "Professor Layton and the Curious Village"

Inserts Master Ball.

Inventory: An autographed copy of Skyward Sword, Plaque for using the "Nintendo Vending Machine", detached Circle Pad.

You get...a Shiny Suicune!
_{This unusually-coloured Suicune is said to be the reincarnation of the North Wind, and knows the move Hurricane, which is a move it can't otherwise learn!}
Inserts Strawberry Shortcake
Inventory: Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get: A Wii with Strawberry Shortcake Skins on it!!!! (Skins representing this Strawberry Shortcake, not this Strawberry Shortcake!!!! lol)

Inserts the Secret of Mana (That's right!!!! I figured out what the Secret was!!!! lol)

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, the Soul of Chuck Norris, a life size Zero Suit Samus statue, a Laconian pot, a Metal Slime Plush Doll, and a Teeny Sanguini Plush Doll, Fenimore Fillmore: The Westerner for WiiWare, a cardboard 3DS, Mario's overalls, a lifetime supply of Super Garlic, everything I own eaten by Yoshi, a ring from Chaos Rings along with a box with a string holding it closed, a riot against me, Yoshi's baby, a winged Wario cap, O MY G, Agent J's Hair, the Blob from A Boy and His Blob, a PS3 Pennant, a replica Triforce of Wisdom, a Filet du Magikarp, a chain chomp, a coin, a penguin suit, a used Tanooki suit, a pineapple, a Premier valued at P2000 Ball with ten pokeballs as a free bonus, Sackboy's armpit, the Moe toy from the Legendary Starfy, Goombario, Final Fantasy 100, Pegasus Boots, Andross' Toothbrush, a Morph Ball, Wario's armpit hair, a fatality, finish him, a Pansage, a Pansear, a Panpour, a Crystal Coconut, Garlic, a Spy sappin' mah sentry, Captain Syrup's Castle, and Captain Syrup's Genie, both given to me personally by Captain Syrup herself!!!! lol

You got a Porygon virus scanner.
Inserts tingles hat
Inventiry:eponas carrot hammer bro keychain

SHINE GET!

Inserts coin...

You get: Ness' ATM Card from Earthbound!!!! (Don't spend all that money in one place now!!!! lol)

Inserts a Dolphin

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, the Soul of Chuck Norris, a life size Zero Suit Samus statue, a Laconian pot, a Metal Slime Plush Doll, and a Teeny Sanguini Plush Doll, Fenimore Fillmore: The Westerner for WiiWare, a cardboard 3DS, Mario's overalls, a lifetime supply of Super Garlic, everything I own eaten by Yoshi, a ring from Chaos Rings along with a box with a string holding it closed, a riot against me, Yoshi's baby, a winged Wario cap, O MY G, Agent J's Hair, the Blob from A Boy and His Blob, a PS3 Pennant, a replica Triforce of Wisdom, a Filet du Magikarp, a chain chomp, a coin, a penguin suit, a used Tanooki suit, a pineapple, a Premier valued at P2000 Ball with ten pokeballs as a free bonus, Sackboy's armpit, the Moe toy from the Legendary Starfy, Goombario, Final Fantasy 100, Pegasus Boots, Andross' Toothbrush, a Morph Ball, Wario's armpit hair, a fatality, finish him, a Pansage, a Pansear, a Panpour, a Crystal Coconut, Garlic, a Spy sappin' mah sentry, Captain Syrup's Castle and Captain Syrup's Genie, both given to me personally by Captain Syrup herself, and a Porygon Virus Scanner!!!! lol

You get...
The Wind fish's egg!
Inserts coin
Inv:
Tingle's Suit

You got a octorock! Dont eat him for dinner.
Inserts Triforce of Courage
Inventory:eponas carrot hammer bro keychain shine sprite

Aw, man...why couldn't they be representing this Strawberry Shortcake? That's the best one of all! Oh, well...no matter...
NintyPuristZack gives the Strawberry Shortcake Wii to his 3-year-old cousin as a gift
Now, fully back on topic...

You get...a Solid Platinum Wii!
_{This Wii Console is encrusted with an image of Mario made from diamond-cut macaroni! So LUCKY!}
Inserts +6 Vorpal Greatsword
Inventory: Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get: A stick-on Wario's moustache

inserts circular golden chip

Inventory: Latios, Latias, Lololo, Lalala, and Everything.

You get: A Golden Ring from the Sonic the Hedgehog series. (But don't ever get hit or you will lose all of them that you currently possess!!!! lol)

Inserts a Chupacabra

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, the Soul of Chuck Norris, a life size Zero Suit Samus statue, a Laconian pot, a Metal Slime Plush Doll, and a Teeny Sanguini Plush Doll, Fenimore Fillmore: The Westerner for WiiWare, a cardboard 3DS, Mario's overalls, a lifetime supply of Super Garlic, everything I own eaten by Yoshi, a ring from Chaos Rings along with a box with a string holding it closed, a riot against me, Yoshi's baby, a winged Wario cap, O MY G, Agent J's Hair, the Blob from A Boy and His Blob, a PS3 Pennant, a replica Triforce of Wisdom, a Filet du Magikarp, a chain chomp, a coin, a penguin suit, a used Tanooki suit, a pineapple, a Premier valued at P2000 Ball with ten pokeballs as a free bonus, Sackboy's armpit, the Moe toy from the Legendary Starfy, Goombario, Final Fantasy 100, Pegasus Boots, Andross' Toothbrush, a Morph Ball, Wario's armpit hair, a fatality, finish him, a Pansage, a Pansear, a Panpour, a Crystal Coconut, Garlic, a Spy sappin' mah sentry, Captain Syrup's Castle and Captain Syrup's Genie, both given to me personally by Captain Syrup herself, a Porygon Virus Scanner, and the Wind Fishe's Egg!!!! lol

You get...Poo!
_{Yes, I know I gave Poo to somebody else. There just happened to be an extra Poo in the vending machine. Anyways, here he is in all his PK-ified glory, the Earthbound character known as Poo!}
Inserts Wii Remote
Inventory: Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get: Mario's dirty overalls that smell like dried up mushrooms (Caution: Do not rub on animals)

inserts coin

Inventory: Latios, Latias, Lololo, Lalala, Everything, and a Golden Ring.

You get...Vaporeon! And Jolteon! And also Flareon!
_{Clearly, we need a new vending machine which isn't broken...}
Installs replacement Nintendo Vending Machine and inserts a coin into it
Inventory: Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You got a angry cuckoo!(chicken from Zelda)
Inserts Triforce of Wisdom
Inventory:eponas carrot hammer bro keychain shine sprite platinum wii!

You get...One Island!
_{One Island is the first island in the Sevii Archipelago, a bustling tourist destination with beaches, hot springs and the now-dormant Mt. Ember. It erupted a couple of years ago, but luckily nobody on One Island was injured or killed. Sucks to be the island that Mt. Ember was pointing towards though! COUGH!innabar IslanCOUGH!}
Inserts Old Amber
Inventory: Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get: Link's cap

inserts coin

Inventory: Latios, Latias, Lololo, Lalala, Everything, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, and a Golden Ring.

You get...Princess Shroob!
_{She should be in the next Mario Kart game. There, I said it.}
Inserts Escargoon
Inventory: Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.

You get: A copy of the Goonies Video Game for the NES!!!! (Make sure to watch the movie too because it's fantastic!!!! lol)

Inserts Davy Jones' Locker (It's Locker Number 308 in case you're wondering!!!! lol)

Inventory: A Glass of Globin Juice-ish Type Liquid, an 'L' shaped Tetris block, the cake that Peach offers Mario in SM64, a cracked Yoshi egg, an Original DS System, a Mini Mushroom, one coin, 1/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, 7/8 of a 1-UP Mushroom, a Wing Cap, 20 GP, a message from 110percent on the Nintendo ATM Machine Thread, a Bullet Bill that never stops chasing me, Ganondorf's shoe, Baby Luigi's diaper, a Slippy Toad blow-up doll, a gameball machine from Mario Party that gives me a new mini-game every day, Bowser's Shell, a Chain Chomp's Chain, the Temple of the Ocean King, stomped on by Mario, a big kiss from Bowser, a smashed guitar from Guitar Hero, a Game Boy Micro, Zelda's Spirit from the Spirit Tracks, a Gossip Stone, a Nintendo-themed prize, Sexy Poker, Incoming!, 200 Nintendo Points, a Maruigi (half Mario, half Luigi) hat, Shigeru Miyamoto's monthly paycheck, Zack and Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure, Mega Man 10, a Star Rod lollipop, another DK action figure, a Nintendo Monopoly Table, a stake from the Spirit Tracks, a Black Mario Face Towel from the AUS/NZ Club Nintendo store, a Fountain of Dreams model, one million star bits, a Super NES Cartridge, a Mario Party Star, Asis and Rio, the Gale Boomerang, an action figure of Mario wearing a Santa hat, 9-Volt's Helmet, Little Mac's boxing glove, a bell, an Animal Crossing kitchen knife, Mario Party 9, the Master Emerald, a Wii, angry Nintendo fan mail, a pet Metroid, the entire dictionary to Scribblenauts, Edgeworth's logic, a Bottle Cap, the Arcade Game Popeye, Freshly -Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, Wepray (existence questionable), nothing, a copy of Pokemon Crystal signed by every developer at GameFreak, Midbus, Google Chrome for my browser, Bow-Wow ( or Boom Boom), Link: The Faces of Evil, Mario's 'stache, an NES Action 52 Cartridge, the Gale Boomerang, 1/2 of a 2000 point Wii/DSi card, an empty jar, Tingle's Jumpsuit, a love letter from princess Zelda burnt by a fireball from Mario where only the words "love Zelda" remain, Soul Blazer, a guitar hero guitar, a mini mushroom, the Bunny Hood from Majora's Mask, a Nintendo Life T-Shirt, a Von Kaiser Idol Card, the only platinum version of the Wii, a thank you letter addressed to GamerForGod, a lock of Medusa's hair, which is actually just a snake, a Nintendo Vending Machine, which might give me more Nintendo Vending Machines, one of which might give me a poison mushroom, a big Poe in a bottle, a Nintendo Voucher Coupon for one free NES Download, a hug from the blob from A Boy and His Blob, a green rupee (worth one rupee) with a gold rupee (worth three hundred rupees) inside, an Icicle, kindness, raining Tetris Blocks that never stop trying to fall on me, and the star coin Supermegaman was going to insert, a bobomb that will blow up on the next item that I insert no matter what I try doing, a puff of air, a deku nut, a gold fish, a spaceship, a bubble with the letter M inside, Tella's staff, WiiMan10, Super Macho Man's Silicone Implants, one of Zero's parts, Zero's second part, the first ever created version of Tetris, Super Mario Galaxy 3, the chance to play an NES game (Super Mario Bros. 2, in fact), a positive note from Nintendo, a spring, the first Famicon ever produced, a fifty percent Wii points refund for World of Goo (750 Wii points), Pokemon Heart Gold, honey bread from Quest 64, a piece of cotton that was shredded, a card to congratulate me on getting the 1000th post, the Golden 1000th Post Award, a Dive Kit from Blaster Master Overdrive, Candy from Secret of Mana, a snowman head thrown in expert mode on Wii fit, my inventory doubled, robbed, put in prison, and a video recorder that can't delete what has been recorded that comes with pictures that say lol and is automatically turned on, a keyblade, I got poisoned, ten Wii games with some Wii points to cover the rest, Mario's head on a stick (stolen from whoever else had it), a disk with a ton of avatars on it, a slice of bread made from Meat Man, the Zinger Boss from Donkey Kong Country, Link's Shell from Majora's Mask, hung by an Indian (which is apparently the worst thing that could ever happen, though I'm pretty sure I could think of worse things lol), Mario's blue overalls, plunged by another Rabbid and run over by a Rabbid in a cart, the annoying dog from Duck Hunt, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, a trip to Buffalo, a stream of llama spit in my face, the head of a zombie doll that was sliced off, a Mario hat, King DeDeDe doing his big dance, the Soul of Chuck Norris, a life size Zero Suit Samus statue, a Laconian pot, a Metal Slime Plush Doll, and a Teeny Sanguini Plush Doll, Fenimore Fillmore: The Westerner for WiiWare, a cardboard 3DS, Mario's overalls, a lifetime supply of Super Garlic, everything I own eaten by Yoshi, a ring from Chaos Rings along with a box with a string holding it closed, a riot against me, Yoshi's baby, a winged Wario cap, O MY G, Agent J's Hair, the Blob from A Boy and His Blob, a PS3 Pennant, a replica Triforce of Wisdom, a Filet du Magikarp, a chain chomp, a coin, a penguin suit, a used Tanooki suit, a pineapple, a Premier valued at P2000 Ball with ten pokeballs as a free bonus, Sackboy's armpit, the Moe toy from the Legendary Starfy, Goombario, Final Fantasy 100, Pegasus Boots, Andross' Toothbrush, a Morph Ball, Wario's armpit hair, a fatality, finish him, a Pansage, a Pansear, a Panpour, a Crystal Coconut, Garlic, a Spy sappin' mah sentry, Captain Syrup's Castle and Captain Syrup's Genie, both given to me personally by Captain Syrup herself, a Porygon Virus Scanner, the Wind Fishe's Egg, and Poo from Earthbound!!!! lol

You get...Demands from Koopa Coot!
_{"Go to Shiver City and get some o' them frozen potatoes! Then take 'em to Tayce T. and have her turn them into Fried Mushrooms! What? You can't make mushrooms out of potatoes? Course you can! Then, go to Lavalava Island and bring back a Peridot Yoshi Egg - peridot is my favourite kind o' mustard! After that, go to Sara-salsa-land and put a kiss from that brown-haired girl into a bottle, and mix it with some tonic and the hair of one Cheep Cheep! Finally, go to Shifting Sand Land and get an Eyerok's tear, then go to Dry Dry Desert and get a Pokey's tear, and then go to the Forest Temple and get a Skulltula's tear! And once you do all that, come back here and I'll give you a shiny gold coin!"}
Inserts Coin
Inventory: The Goonies (NES); Item Block; Wii Vitality Sensor; Mario's Laundry; Clip-on Wario 'Stache; Good Feelings for Doing a Good Deed; Dodongo; Half-Brown-Half-Grey Yoshi; SNES Rainbow Road; Sound Stone (Earthbound); Wario's Sweaty Shoes; 1,000,000 Politically-Incorrect Tingle Balloons; Life-size Bumble V; Clear Fi Figurine; Goddess Sword Ring of Power; Ghirahim's Cloak; Grn Apricorn; Tanooki Suit (Super Mario Bros. 3); Heart Container; Ice Beam (Metroid); Randomly-Charging Male Bovine; TM35 Flamethrower; Picori Blade; Gratitude Crystal x5; Grandma's Soup; Planetoid from Super Mario Galaxy; Bulbasaur; Lon Lon Cow (and, by extension, unlimited free Lon Lon Milk); Twink; Legend of Zelda Pillowcase; Pikachu (Jolly Nature); Drunk Luke (Professor Layton and the Secret Booze); Dededoll; Shroomish (A little quick tempered); Final Fantasy VI (SNES); Cooking Mama (DS); Dracula Dust; Professor Layton's Hat; Smithy (Super Mario RPG); Hacked copy of Donkey Kong Country (SNES); Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (broken); Dusk Purple 3DS (smashed); The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Limited Edition.