Topic: Nintendo Jokes/Puns

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iKhan
Sun 25th May 2014

What kind of car does Mario drive?

A Nissan Leaf

A followup

Before he went electric, what gas station did he fill up at?

Shell

Post your Nintendo jokes

[Edited Sun 25th May 2014 by iKhan]

Currently Playing: Steamworld Heist, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Tales of Graces F

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Tasuki
Sun 25th May 2014

How did Zelda tell Link how to open the locked door?

Triforce

What did Link say to Ganon when he kidnapped Zelda?

Leever alone

RetiredPush Square Moderator and all around retro gamer.

My Backlog

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Raylax
Sun 25th May 2014

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

Wii U.

Untitled

Raylax

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Aviator
Sun 25th May 2014

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

This thread.
Untitled

QUEEN OF SASS

It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!

5
Zerodactyl
Sat 13th Dec 2014

How do you get Pikachu on a train?

Poke him on!

Zerodactyl

X: Zerodactyl

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Araquanid
Sat 13th Dec 2014

Why doesn't Ganon go on the internet?

Too many links!

3DS FC: 0774-5098-1425
Pokemon Sun IGN: Joe
My Shinies
(User name changed in November 2016, MegaBeedrill)

X: XMegaBeedrillX

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veeflames
Sat 13th Dec 2014

^spam...
After he finished middle school, which school did Link go to?
High-rule school

God first.
My Switch FC: SW824410196326

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iKhan
Sat 13th Dec 2014

What does Nigel Thornberry think of Nintendo's holiday lineup?

Smashing

Currently Playing: Steamworld Heist, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Tales of Graces F

9
TeeJay
Sat 13th Dec 2014

I'd make a Zelda pun, but I wouldn't want to tri and force it...

If you add me, I need to at least know you or I won't add you back.

Switch Friend Code: SW-5283-4033-0929

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LaserdiscGal
Sat 13th Dec 2014

I'm trying to think of a mario pun, but I'm afraid it would be 1-Up'd by the next guy

LaserdiscGal

My Nintendo: pokefraker

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WiiChuck103
Sun 14th Dec 2014

I had a pun about Kid Icarus, but it's the pits...

Switch: SW-5078-2519-1991
3DS:0989-1913-8390
Currently Playing: Super Mario Maker 2 (MMID: QKY-VYP-NVG), Smash Ultimate, Ultimate, Baba is You (!!!), Ys VIII

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Aviator
Sun 14th Dec 2014

Aviator wrote:

iKhan wrote:

Post your Nintendo jokes

This thread.

QUEEN OF SASS

It's like, I just love a cowboy
You know
I'm just like, I just, I know, it's bad
But I'm just like
Can I just like, hang off the back of your horse
And can you go a little faster?!