Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

@TheDreamingHawk Definitely stay away from them. If they come and bother you again, show'em what you can do, no matter how far you take it.

@Everypony Does Ponyville have a bar? I want to start with drunk Horus.

@Applebloom: Did you try Community racing? It was the only thing that worked for @Twilight_Crow, maybe it will work for you.

@TheDreamingHawk: Alright, have at it! I dislike those that only like pony vore. Those kind of "bronies" are the kind that help give us a bad reputation, besides the fact that we like a show targeted towards little girls in the first place. I doubt they even watch the show.

@GuardianKing: I don't really see what's wrong with it if it's just a regular cutie mark, but I don't think it's a good idea to make it that curse/sacred thing that everypony wants like in your story. Also, there's no bars as far as the show.... show's, and I never really thought of drunk ponies, but it doesn't seem entirely illogical for Ponyville to have a local waterin' hole. Then again, Applelooza didn't have a waterin' hole, it had a saltin' hole, so maybe it's not a good idea. But I don't think Ponyville is crazy enough to have a saltin' hole. So I dunno what to say about it. You might want to wait for somepony else's reply.

@Destroyer64 I just think it's a cool design. Kind of like the spiral sun on Zecora's flank (speaking of which, we haven't seen her for quite some time...)

@GuardianKing: There are no bars, but they seem to love cider, you can work with that.
Also, why don't you make your character a writer/archaeologist? That would go with the eye and you'd still be normal. He could still rant about weird curses or strange stuff without it being consequential.

@Morphtroid You just read my mind! Alright then... I'll start (and i'll pretend cider has a strong concentration of alcohol nay: Berry Punch).

The chilly coat of night had settled in on the quiet town of Ponyville. On the outskirts of town, there was a small pub. It was a modest place, reeking of cider and conversations. There, sitting at a table away from the rest of the crowd, Horus ordered the waiters for another round. It was one of those days again. He already drained his monthly expenses, and had no means of travel. Sure, he could probably use his magic to fly, but that'd take to long. Beneath his hoof was a letter given by Princess Luna, offering him a position as a royal scribe.

Horus: Well this is great... **hiccup** I can't go to the castle anymore... I've got no bits to travel that far... **hiccup** Hey waiter! Could ya speed it up a bit?! **hiccup** I... **hiccup** I'm getting bored over here! **hiccup** Where's mah drink?!

At the writers guild, Horus was a pretty well known author, and had quite the stories to tell. Eventually, he decided to compile all of those short stories into a single book, which had been turned down by publishers before, and yet again today. He loved coming here to forget the pain. He always felt like he never got the attention he deserved.

Suddenly, a wandering mare came in, and sat next to him. She too reeked of cider. The smell numbed Horus' senses even more.

Mare: Heya big boy! **hic** What'sa colt like you doing **hic** doing here? **hic**

Horus: You know, just came back from Memphillies. **hic** I was asked to do some more diggin for the team.

He pointed at his flank.

Horus: That's how I earned this. Same for the eye. **hic** Discovered some lost tomb of some sort, and got this eye from it. No idea what it does though. **hic** Makes me look cool.

Mare: Really now?

She slid her hoof over his back.

Mare: Feel like doing some more diggin tonight?

He slammed her into the table. Everyone turned around in shock.

Horus: What sort of prick do you think you are? I'm not that drunk to see that you're a dirty one.

Just as she got up, Horus bucked her again. She flew across the room, landing in a mountain of barrels. He moved clumsily towards the entrance, tipping over once or twice. She thought she could take another shot at him, only to get hit once more.

Horus: I've been drinking this stuff for quite some time. Built up some tolerance to it, and help me recover faster. The bits are on my table waiter. And you lady; thanks you for some greatly needed stretching.

Just as swiftly as he came, Horus vanished into the night, wandering around town.

Did I really kill it that fast?

You can't expect it to move very fast right now. Right now we've been averaging 2 RP posts per day. It's going to take a while.

@Eveypony So.. How was that?

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Nah, in reality, it was alright. Just try to stay away from Alicorns and godly powers.

Aw man. RPing again? I like visiting this thread to see funny new pony pics and videos. I'm just not a big enough fan of this show to RP. My character would probably be cringe worthy too, lol.

@Squiggle Would it be against the rules if I had some rare items (say a bow for your character) that I've collected from various expeditions/excavations?

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Welp, since there's basically nuthin' going on right now, RPing is the best thing that we can do to help pass the time. And hey, you never know if we'll cringe unless you try.

@GuardianKing, as long as it's a regular bow, and nothing with ancient mystical powers.

It's ancient. Period. You'll see what I mean.

Okay...

Shouldn't you be next?

I dunno... I guess.

Still in a daze, the cloaked man was puzzled by the pink figure that stood before him. It took him a while to process everything that had happened recently. Finally, after taking a couple of deep breaths, the man calmly said, "Um... Yeah.... I'm Heron. Where exactly am I, pink creature?"

@GuardianKing There is no hurry this is starting slow. Also what you are doing now is perfectly fine keep it up.

Princess Celestia was finally finally finishing the paperwork for all the expenses Ponyville repairs caused. Certainly she had overestimated the capabilities of her little Court Ponies. Sighs Her plans to left the throne --at least for a century or so-- had been postponed because of the events that transpired 3 months ago, including a terrifing a battle against possesed parasprites. The destruction was not the wors't she had seen, alas Fillydelphia had been real bad too during that infestation it had. And those Parasprites weren´t even Possesed. But her Court had failed to act properly without her guide. It seems I´m gonna need to find a way to fix that before letting them know about my abdication. "But for now... I could use a visit to Ponyville. Check on the repairs, talk to my Faithfull Student, tell her about my desicion... again" trollface

No worries I'll keep posting images, comics, stories and stuff. The RP is besides that.

LOL The cake is not a lie...

@GuardianKing You are not Luna, Tare is.

This is from the last RP:

You piked your OCs.

Aqueous tried to remind you just a couple of pages back:

"Why, you're in Ponyville, silly! And this is where I live, in Sugarcube corner! You should try a cupcake!" Pinkie walks over to a table, grabs a cupcake, and gives it to Heron.