Topic: Mario walks into a bar...

Then Kirby comes in hungry and sees...

(People don't seem to be able to adhere to 1 simple rule: 10 words or less including you @Undead_terror. I wasn't talking about the contents of your posts, just how long they were.)
Anyway...

...a delicious Peach. He flies up to her and...

Just a tip: don't get too worked up. People will inevitably post silly things, and getting huffy and puffy about it will just make other people not want to play.

Begins reading her a chapter from....

The Splatoon 2 strategy guide

the night came alive. Toad was a fun guy.

She changes the game to.....

Dance Dance...but there wasn't mushroom on the dance floor.

So they changed it to Mario Party...

but Kirby was getting jealous of Toad...

So he kissed Peach right in front of him.

So Toad fainted in shock...

...as Peach was sucked up into Kirby's huge mouth!

And copied Peach! Bowser was very angry...

That he picked up a......

Bouquet of piranha roses for...

the greatest racer of all time Captain Falcon.

Who Falcon Punched him into another dimension.

...and they all ran out of lives. The End

"That doesn't sound like a satisfying ending!" says Luke to Professor Layton.