Topic: Mario walks into a bar...

Waluigi ran the stand. Waluigi was a man of many accomplishments such as...

balancing gold watermelons on his pinky fingers.

However the big mystery that will soon be revealed was actually....

The true identity of the masked plumber

Now, bent on revenge, Wario seeks...

time travel so he can kill Link before he kills Snake.

And thus we are back at the bar. Snake is going up a seemingly endless ladder.

Mario says "What a thrill..."

"I still haven't found the box yet," Snake muttered. Qbby walks into the bar and...

And Doc Brown comes in, eating fried chicken, and exclaims...

Great Scott! M-Marty look Marty, it's video, uh video game ch-charact-th-(belch)-characters

Which Marty then replied I know that's why you must send me back to the futrue so I can.....

find out when the next bloody Direct is! They say...

That the multiverse collision began there, when Skynet....

Began dating Mega Man...

Octoguy, who had a tendency to call himself beautiful because...

he was really Inafune in disguise. But then...

Snake finally found that box, and it contained

A so-called progamer, that has a tendency.....

to destroy entire universes. This was bad for Link because...

Link had a dental appointment for his overgrown...