Topic: Make a Wish (Only for it to be corrupted)

@NintendoPurist - Granted, but your wish is twice as cheesy.
@Tech101 - Granted, but you spill it all over your computer and it breaks.
I wish I didn't have to go to bed right now.

Night!
Granted you are now stuck in an endless loop of corruptible wishes.

I wish I was going to sleep right now.

You are sleeping,but you sleep too much that you somehow died.

I wish to have DOA for 3ds now.

Granted but the realism is so great that the bouncing boobs knock you out.

I wish for the 3ds to be so popular that Sony does not even try to make another hand held.

Granted, but now Microsoft attempts to make their own handheld, called the LowercaseXbox!

I wish Nintendo would tell us that Japan and Europe will have the 3DS before the end of the year 2010 already! I'm sick of waiting!

I wish NintendoLife would finally implement the "Games Collection" feature on our profiles... please?

@NP Granted they did on 04-01-10 look it up.

@lockelocke still haven't figured out the rules?

I wish for Nintendo to crush the competition this CHRISTmas!
Nite all!

Granted, only now Sony and Microsoft no longer exist. Therefore, you can't get Sony TVs or Microsoft Windows anymore. This ultimately kills the electronic industry, forcing us back into the industrial age.

I wish for another Plains Donut, this time with a Palace Switch on it!

Granted, but the Palace Switch button is stuck.

I wish I was Ironman.

Granted, but if you take even the slightest bit of damage, you'll have heart problems

I wiish there was no such thing as a slow day

Granted, now there is nothing but fast days and you don't have enough time to enjoy anything.

I wish for a chair made out of pudding.

Granted, but it messes up the clothing that you're wearing right now, and it all crumbles down the moment you sit down

I wish I could create a storyline for a video game

Granted, but it is bland and unoriginal, not to mention it sounds like it came from a game you just played.

I wish I was better at Contra.

Granted, but you're so good that the game thinks you're cheating, and it shuts off every time you play.

I wish I was good at making graphics so I could finish making a game.

Granted, but the gameplay is full of bugs (shouldn't have made a game about insects, should you?)!

I wish for a Yoshi's Cookie Dessert.

Granted, but you have to sort them into rows of identical cookies in order to eat them.

I wish NP would be my friend.
_{I love your signature, Rift.}

Granted, but you're my friend first! Gwa-ha-ha-ha!
_{Just check my signature! You're there!}

I wish PunnyGuy would answer to his duty as Red Ranger.

Granted, but then he starts complaining about your lack of duty answering.

I wish toilets were more comfortable.
_{: D}

Granted, but now chairs are a pain in the rear-end!

I wish for a big bowl of strawberry custard and whipped cream with a cherry on top!