Topic: Jokes and Puns Thread

Jokes.

They make you groan laugh. Then they make you despair for humanity think.

I had a search for a similar thread but couldn’t find anything that wasn’t locked or archived.

So here we are.

All jokes welcome*, especially original, convoluted, tortured and just plain bad ones.

_{*Within the community guidelines!}

Here’s one that I believe checks all those boxes.

Apparently Microsoft has invited all presidential candidates to take part in a charity marathon to raise funds for its new suite of productivity software.

It’s called ‘Run for Office’.

Let’s see if you can do worse better!

Why does PS5 have no games cause Microsoft bought them all

Wii U was a failure because the name itself sounds like ambulance alarm.
Wee You Wee You Wee You...!

Well, let's hope ya'll can break the ice with ya'lls puns & jokes. Like I did with my hammer for my soda, can't have warm soda, ya know.

I’m trying to come up with a joke about eels. But it’s eeluding me at the moment.

@Eel I think you managed to make one.

…Moray less.

What do you get if you cross the controllers for a PlayStation 2, GameCube and og Xbox?

What did Super Mario say when he was very impressed by the frozen bar of orangeade?