Topic: IF YOU WERE ON DEATH ROW

Human. If I was on death row I can only assume that I've done worse things than cannibalism, and so I may as well go out having tried something new.

You're not going to be missing much Cho...

I will eat my inmate! (if he is a republican)

Junk food. It makes me feel full enough, but also very sick every time, so after eating it i would be actually glad to die.

Ultimate Cheeseburger, Curly Fries, 4 Tacos and a Sprite from Jack in the Box
Chilli Cheese Burger, Taco Salad and a Famous Star from Carl's Jr.
with a Meatball sub and a Philly Cheesesteak from Subway

and some Twinkees, Lay's BBQ Chips & Cheetos from the local store.

Hey, Might as well go out with a bad 1-day diet and possible death before the execution.

I think I'd go with some sort of spicy meaty pizza most likely from papa johns and then have a large mixed kebab added on with a side of chili burger.

Chocolatey stuff, maybe some pizza and boneless wings, and a Wild Cherry Pepsi.

I think I would take the zen route and ask for a bowl of rice and a glass of water. That'd be a nice, simple way to end life.

100 pounds of freid chicken

I'd eat £50 notes,cause at least when I do my last poo,I won't have to wipe my bum.

Life IS Death Row, you just don't get to know your execution date or have a shot at a governor's stay of execution. For me, I'd go with the best fettuccine alfredo out there (Red Lobster's with lobster is damn good). I read somewhere recently that an inmate ordered an absolute TON of food for his last meal, hundreds (if not thousands) worth, then didn't eat a bite! WTF??? Guess it was his way of sticking it to the man on the way out, but he stuck it to himself too!

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Wild Cherry Pepsi FTW (I miss Crystal Pepsi though )!

ill ask ask for country fried stake,hamburger,pizza...

Fried ice cream. Not the cheap Mexican restaruant stuff either, where they just roll it in corn flakes. That's not fried ice cream.

Life IS Death Row, you just don't get to know your execution date or have a shot at a governor's stay of execution.

Wow man, that's deep.

You should totally write a book about that.

Turtle soup

Organ donor?

Thank you. The response of most publishers would likely be along the lines of "what the BLEEP is this BLEEP", but I could try (insert Yoda "do or do not, there is no try"). Careers in pro sports or movies aren't in my future, so I need some way of making big bucks!

There are times I wish I could indulge myself in blissful ignorance, but my mind doesn't work that way. In "Matrix Revolutions", I believe, Agent Smith had a line something like, "the purpose of life is to end." I was like "", then "", then "why did you have to go and say something like that to mess with my view of life."

chicken fried steak and chicken fried chicken with cream gravy, fried okra, corn, macaroni and cheese and id wash it all down with a plate of general tsos chicken, fried rice and 2 egg rolls...honestly if i was on death row i dont think id be able to eat anything, id be more worried of my request to be buried with all my games...