Topic: Brawl gamers

Law and Order: Nintendo Victims Unit
"There are two types of Brawl gamers; those who enjoy the game, and those who live as a life of crime after realizing their disappointments. The criminals who harm the individuals known as the Nintendo Victims Unit, these are their stories."

Episode 3: Taunt

Nov 9, 1:30pm outside of HolyMackerel’s apartment.
Detective Rob: Did you equip your Wii Zapper.
Detective Bob: I’m all set.
Rob: Then let’s bust that door open.
Bob: Get down on the ground! Don’t make me pistol whip you!
HolyMackerel: What’s going on! I didn’t do anything!
Rob: HolyMackerel, you’re under arrest for taunting.

Nov 10, 10:15am at the court room
Judge PunnyGuy: How do you plead?
HolyMackerel: Not guilty.
ADA Renee: I request HolyMackerel a flight risk.
DA Raylax: Oh please. My client hasn’t even committed a crime yet.
Renee: He may already have.
Raylax: Your honor, in my hand I’m holding a Polaroid picture showing my client and his pizza that spells out “Not Guilty” with pepperonis. This is proof that my client is in fact innocent.
Renee: That pizza is a lie!
Judge PunnyGuy: HolyMackerel, you’re free to go.

Nov 10, 10:26am outside the court room
Renee: I'm sorry detectives.
Rob: This is quite a predicament.
Blink83: I’m sorry HolyMackerel, I had to call the police about you. All I wanted is to Brawl, not getting annoyed.
HolyMackerel: I exchange friend codes with you, and this is the thanks I get!
Bob: Alright you two break it off.
Blink83: I don’t want to Brawl with you ever again!
Rob: Maybe we look at this case all wrong. Should we be focusing on a person who doesn’t like taunting?

Nov 10, 5:14pm at the interrogation room
Rob: Are you sure you don’t need me for this.
Bob: Don’t worry, I got this. You said you can’t wait to get home and unbox your package from Club Nintendo. What are you waiting for?
Rob: Thanks partner.
Bob: Good evening Blink83.
Blink83: Why am I here?
Bob: I know your kind, you’re an anti-taunter, or in other words you hate unnecessary repetition. Have you play Let’s Tap? That game is clearly not made for you. It comes with a small tapping surface and all I need to do is tap.
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Blink83: What are you doing?
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Blink83: This is getting annoying!
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Blink83: Stop it! Stop it! What do you want from me?!
Captain Prosody: Bob, new information just came up that you should see.

Nov 10, 5:20pm at the CSU department
Forensic RandomApple7: I’m been examining Blink83’s Wii System and I found something. In the vault menu from Brawl, Blink83’s replay date contains 3 battles featuring HolyMackerel. I’ll show them all to you.
TV screen: 3… 2… 1… Go. Show your moves, show your moves, show your moves…
Bob: HolyMackerel taunts for the entire 3 battles. I didn’t think his taunting will be this extreme… Blink83 was the Nintendo victim all this time… And I torture him… turn the TV off.

Nov 10, 7:42pm at HolyMackerel’s apartment
CSI WaltzElf: This apartment is empty Detectives. There’s pizza splatter all over the bedroom.
Rob: The pizza was about to confess. This is just horrible.
Bob: I can’t believe I didn’t see this coming.
Rob: No one did partner

You're really good at this! Make part 2 quickly!

Unfortunately Episode 4 will not be the continuation of Episode 3. It will be awhile for HolyMackerel's character to show up again to cause more frustrations for Rob, Bob, and Renee.

I think the detectives should be called (male) Detective Elinkiot Stabber and (female) Detective Olivwitha Tension with Captain Falcragen and ADA (Business Suit) Alexus Caran. If you want, you can also use Detectives Punch and Tootoofloaty.

By the way, DA is the acronym for District Attorney, the ADA's boss, not Defense Attorney.

Also, the defense objects. There isn't a legal system in the world that would let the ADA get away with obtaining evidence by disguising herself as the perp's lawyer, but the judge allows it for entertainment value.

By the way, shouldn't it say something like, "...The hardworking detectives who investigate these silly misdemeanors are part of an elite squad known as the Nintendo Victims Unit. These are their stories?" The way you have it makes it sound like the victims themselves are the NVU when the actual "unit" refers to the law enforcement unit like the Special Victims Unit on the real show or the Special Numbers Unit on Sesame Street's parody.

I exchange friend codes with you, and this is the thanks I get!

Is that René or some other variant? Feel free to use that é if you wish.
I`m just giving them away!
_{Yes, very bored.
and tired
and gonna go to sleep now}

Episode 4 will be available in 2 days!
turtlelink and Mickeymac are the guest stars. 3 more roles I need to fill. Who wants in?

You can use me if you read my suggestions in my previous post. Maybe I could be jealous that Ivysaur got into Brawl instead of Bulbasaur.

I could beat almost anyone on nintendolife with meta knight, but my friend code is not up for grabs.

That's not pizza, Waltz.

And you're not in the bedroom.

It was pizza once upon a time.

Episode 4 will be available tomorrow!
@Bulbasaurus Rex thank you for improving my opening narration. I'll also have you in the episode as well.
@Mickeymac your character will be female. Just a heads up.

Law and Order: Nintendo Victims Unit
"There are two types of Brawl gamers; those who enjoy the game, and those who live as a life of crime after realizing their disappointments. The hardworking detectives who investigate these silly misdemeanors are part of an elite squad known as the Nintendo Victims Unit. These are their stories."

Episode 4: LCTD

Nov 12, 11:10am at the court room
ADA Renee: Bulbasaurus Rex, where do you work?
Bulbasaurus Rex: I’m an employee of Toys R’ Us. I deal with Trade-Ins that I receive from previous owners in exchange for gift cards.
Renee: Why are you here now?
Bulbasaurus Rex: Because of BedCommando and his sitting right there.
Renee: I will like to remand the jury that Bulbasaurus Rex is pointing at the defendant. What did he do?
Bulbasaurus Rex: He trade-in Super Mario Galaxy 2 case, but when I open it I found Brawl disc instead.
Renee: No further questions your honor.
Raylax: Bulbasaurus Rex, how much money the gift card would my client receive if it was the actual Galaxy 2 game?
Bulbasaurus Rex: The gift card will be $14.20
Raylax: then how much for Brawl?
Bulbasaurus Rex: $13:90
Raylax: Do you think my client wanted to receive the Galaxy 2 price instead of Brawl because of his generosity? My client wanted to tip you the extra 30 cents for your hard work?
Bulbasaurus Rex: I never thought of it that way.
Raylax: Your honor, I will like to call Mickeymac to the stand. Can you please identify yourself for the jury?
Mickeymac: My name is Mickeymac, and I am a girlfriend of BedCommando.
Raylax: Do you know that your boyfriend is a Brawl hater?
Mickeymac: Yes.
Raylax: Are you a Brawl hater as well?
Mickeymac: No. I play Brawl all the time.
Raylax: Then ask me this, why would you and my client be in a relationship if you two have different opinions about Brawl?
Mickeymac: Before we first met, BedCommando was a Brawl fan. He chooses to become a Brawl hater because we decided to have our relationship to be “opposite attract.”
Raylax: So in reality, my client is not a Brawl hater.
Renee: Objection!
Judge PunnyGuy: Unless you’re referencing Phoenix Wright, denied.
Mickeymac: He became a Brawl hater so I can continue loving Brawl and him equally.
Renee: Your honor, I would like to request an involuntary commitment for Mickeymac.
PunnyGuy. On what proof Renee?
Renee: Mickeymac say bow-wow.
Mickeymac: Bow-wow?
PunnyGuy: Involuntary commitment granted.

Nov 12, 3:20pm at the Nintendo Psychiatrist’s office
Dr Turtlelink: Hello Mickeymac, I’m the Nintendo Psychiatrist. Can you describe yourself what kind of gamer you are?
Mickeymac: I’m a fan of Brawl and the two previous.
Turtlelink: I heard about that already. What about all the other high-praise games that you love, like Galaxy 2 or …
Mickeymac: I hate Galaxy 2.
Turtlelink: Tell me about that. Why do you hate Galaxy 2?
Mickeymac: Because that game is broken. The game expects me to shake my Wiimote for Mario to perform a Spin Attack. First of all, the attack is called Mario Tornado, not Spin Attack. Second, When I’m using the Wiimote + Nunchuk Attachment in Brawl, Mario performs Smash Attacks when shaking the wiimote.
Turtlelink: Did you even try to consider to perform Galaxy 2 Spin Attack?
Mickeymac: No need. Mario from all the Super Smash Bros games is the true definition of Mario.
Turtlelink: So you don’t believe Mario can perform long jumps, back flips, or any other moves except the once from Brawl?
Mickeymac: Absolutely.

Nov 12, 4:01pm at the NVU office
Renee: Rob where’s your partner?
Detective Rob: Bob said that he went to Europe so he won’t have to wait for the American release date for Sonic Colors. Honestly, I think he just need some alone time because of our previous case.
Renee: How are you feeling?
Rob: Trying to heal my sorrows by watching LPers who think they know everything about videogames but they actually don’t.
Turtlelink: I’m sorry to keep you two waiting.
Rob: So what’s going on with Mickeymac other than her barking?
Renee: Hey don’t look at me like that. It was just a hunch.
Turtleline: Well Renee I am impress with your hunch because Mickeymac is suffering from Lost Character Trait Disorder. It’s a disorder which a person only focus on a character’s move set from a specific game. For Example; if she thinks Link is only allow to use a bow, boomerang, and bombs items from Brawl, then she will only use those three items for every game that Link is feature in. Since it’s impossible to beat “The Ocarina of Time” without using sticks or slingshot from the very beginning of the game, she thinks the game is a bug.
Rob: Do you think her boyfriend has something to do with this.
Turtleline: It’s a possibility. There’s a technique that I want to try out which is involves a Virtual Boy.

Nov 12, 6:05pm at the interrogation room
Rob: Hello Mickeymac.
Mickeymac: Where am I? And why am I seeing vomiting purple colors?
Rob: It’s me Mickeymac, your boyfriend.
Mickeymac: I wish I can believe that.
Rob: I love you.
Mickeymac: BedCommando, it is you.
Rob: Mickeymac, I have a confession to make. I don’t want to be a Brawl hater anymore.
Mickeymac: That’s alright. I’ll pretend to hate Brawl. Uh… some Final Smash does fatalities while others don’t, that’s not balancing at all Nintendo! How was that?
Rob: You’re sounding just like a Brawl hater already. Bye.
Turtlelink: Now I’ll go ahead and have the Virtual Boy make her forget about the events in this room except promising herself to become a fake Brawl hater.
Renee: And let’s hope that will eliminate her disorder.

Nov 13, 11:18am at the court room.
Renee: Mickeymac, can you describe your relationship with BedCommando?
Mickeymac: It was a nightmare. He keeps complaining, complaining, complaining. I wasted my time trying to convince him that Brawl is not all that bad. I was so fixated about Brawl conversation that I forgot all the other Nintendo games that I cherish. Now that am sane again, I was wandering what happen to my Galaxy 2 case.
BedCommando: Hey! I didn’t know that my annoyance will make her insane! What!? I am going to be beyond bars because I’m an annoying boyfriend!? Like that’s ever going to happen!
PunnyGuy: That could be arrange.

You know, if English isn't your first language, you could always have someone fix up your grammar before you post the episodes. Regular posts are one thing, but entire stories like that need to be more readable.

I have edited my Episode 4. No more grammar errors I hope.

Law and Order: Nintendo Victims Unit
"There are two types of Brawl gamers; those who enjoy the game, and those who live as a life of crime after realizing their disappointments. The hardworking detectives who investigate these silly misdemeanors are part of an elite squad known as the Nintendo Victims Unit. These are their stories."

Episode 5: Undercover part 1

Nov 14, 7:05am inside Detective Rob’s dream
Jack Shephard: We have to go back to Isle Delfino, Kate! We have to go back!

Nov 14, 7:06am at the NVU office
Detective Bob: Hey Rob wake up.
Detective Rob: Hey Bob welcome back. How was your trip?
Bob: It was alright. How about you? What was like without me around?
Rob: Well first of all Renee and I solved a case and then we celebrated with a trip to the theater to watch Unstoppable. Let me tell you something, Spirit Track haters should see this movie in order for them to realize the purpose of that game. I know that players have the freedom to do whatever they want, but Link can’t call himself a train conductor if they choose for him to speed up during…
PhoenixAran: Excuse me but I need help.
Bob: Sorry for my partner’s ranting. What can we do for you?
PhoenixAran: Someone cutout images of characters and items from my Brawl strategy guide.
Rob: Did you bring your strategy guide with you?
PheonixAran: Here it is.
Bob: Why are some of the pages have random signatures?
PheonixAran: Those are my friends’ signatures. It was a farewell gift.
Rob: Don’t worry. We’ll bring them to justice.
Bob: Them? How do you know that it’s more than one person?
Rob: Just go with it.

Nov 14, 12:01pm at the ADA office
ADA Renee: Great news guys, I found a lead in your investigation. Look at this poster that I stumble on in the streets.
Rob: It’s an image of Zero Suit Samus.
Bob: Look closer Rob, I see a partial signature in the edge of the photo.
Rob: “Join the Brawl Evolutionary Fan Club. Experience a Brawl game like no other.”
Renee: Evolutionary?
Bob: The poster also contains someone’s address. Your thinking what I’m think partner?
Rob: Undercover!

Nov 14, 1:50pm at the Brawl Evolutionary Fan Club
Reala: Welcome. I’m Reala and this is my friend, WarriorCatFreak.
WarriorCatFreak: What are your names?
Rob: My name is Elinkiot Stabber and this is my friend, Olivwitha Tension
Bob: (whispering) I didn’t agreed with that name.
Rob: (whispering) I’m not going to name you OtherL. That guy makes fun of Nintendo Life. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Reala: Gentlemen, we will like to share our creation to you. We are going to play Brawl: The Card Battling Game.
WarriorCatFreak: It’s just like Brawl, but eleven times better.
Reala: The rules are simple. The game will be play in teams of two. There are two types of cards which are label Roster and Item. Each player picks out two Roster cards, which features a Nintendo character and their two attack commands.
WarriorCatFreak: No more overwhelming amounts of move sets from every character.
Reala: One normal command and one command which a Final Smash item must be require.
Bob: That sounded like a concept from Pokémon Trading Card Game.
WarriorCatFreak: There’s no shame in that.
Reala: The game begins once all players choose one of there two characters in the battlefield, I mean in the table facing up. Each turn, a player has to decide to either attack the opponent, or take a chance to obtain an Item. In order to obtain an Item, you must roll a die and land on a require number depending on the Item.
Bob: That sounded like a concept from a board game called Pokémon Master Challenge.
WarriorCatFreak: There’s no shame in that.
Reala: So if you fail to obtain an Item, you lose a turn and that item goes to the bottom of the deck. If you successfully obtain the item, you may either use it for your character or for your partner’s. There are different types of functions like increasing their Attack Points, healing their Health Points, and all sorts of usefulness.
WarriorCatFreak: The team who loses all of their four characters loses. So, are you guys in?
Rob: Bring it on.
Reala: And one more thing, expect characters and items that weren’t available in Brawl.

Nov 14, 2:00pm at the NVU office
Captain Prosody: Where are my detectives?
Renee: They’re doing an undercover mission.
Captain Prosody: But I didn’t authorize that.
Renee: Yeah, blame Metroid Other M for that.
Captain Prosody: I’m authorizing you to bring them back.
Renee: What?

Well, the grammar's gotten better, although the error count is still in double digits per episode, but I can live with it now. Unfortunately, the comma errors are now off the chart, but I guess it's okay.

Anyway, that's a great episode. Some Yu-gi-oh TCG references (like maybe activating a trap card) would be nice in Part 2.

I'm not very good with grammars, I have to say. I only focus on the storytelling (with ranting on the side) and thank you for your feedback.

@ OtherL, I didn't give permission for you to use me as a character in your whatever this thread is supposed to be about, quite frankly I don't appreciate it, please don't do it again.

Also I'm sure Mickeymac didn't appreciate his sudden transgender operation.