Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

The colour of rain

What is a question?

I think it's some kind of cake. :F

How come my last question was post number 1234 but this one is number 1238? The number 1234 forms a pattern, so why can't this question be a pattern?

Because the world has formed a mass conspiracy against you.
is the cake a lie?

What? you want the cake? WELL YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CAKE
Why is it, in Super Smash Bros, when you are knocked out of the screen, a giant laser pops out where you died?

Because lasers make everything cooler.

Why is Marth so popular with yaoi fangirls?

Because Marth's Dancing Blade is over-powered

Why do driving licence photos always look horrible?

Because people who drive are ugly

Why are sheeps noisy?

Because they have hearing problems.

Where does the sun go at night?

He goes to his parent's house, because she doesn't want to pay the Moon child support.
Why is my dog on my bed?

Because César entered your house

Why is my closet full of clothes?

Because it wants to shelter the monster in your closet.

When's the world going to end?

It will end when all My Little Pony fans die.

Why do some people say "It's raining cats and dogs"? Are they crazy?

They are wearing provision goggles.

Why does Iwata love bananas?

Because bananas are awesome! Just ask Donkey Kong!

Are Crystal Coconuts as delicious as they taste?

Yes, just like Reggie.

Have you ever seen a real-life dinosaur before? _{i have}

Why, yes I have! There's a few flying around and tweeting in my front yard, in fact!

Do birds use Twitter?

Birds just Tweet all day,and all night.

Is chocolate green?

Only if you're colour-blind and can't see red, blue and Batman.

Does anybody know how to get to Californ I.A.?

The only way I know involves tearing up the fabric of time and space, so I wouldn't recommend it. But if you really want to know, you're going to need a lot of grape jelly.

What would happen if the world just stopped spinning?

Half the world would be day, half would be night, and half would be Groundhog Day forever and ever!

Did you hear about the new Game Boy redesign coming out soon? It's called the Game Boy Color and it has a colour screen! Can you believe it? A Nintendo handheld in full-colour!