Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Pink surfboards.
Why is my cat so weird?

That's not your cat! It's a toaster! And it's toasting crumpets!

How do you like your scrambled eggs with cheese?

Hold the eggs and cheese
Why can't I sleep lately?

Because your bed is on fire.

What should I do for a Klondike bar?

I'd get a Klondike bar
Winner is you?

Winner is FTW!

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

Give it all your gold and jewels as an upfront payment!

CCs! How bad do you want 'em?

I want it so much I'll SCREAM to get it _{Fictional Photograph of Kyloctopus}
Your pants are on the barbecue can I eat the zipper part?

Thats no parent! Im an orphan? Oooh, you mean pants.
WHY IS THIS FORUM OF PEOPLE LESS

STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!

Did you hear the one that was kind of a joke, but really wasn't?

Total E
Would you LOL in someone's ear, or ROTFL in space

Purple
Do babies actually come from cabbage patches?

Would I make garbled noises in space? I imagine I would if I didn't have a specialized space suit and had no oxygen. :Ι

EDIT: Sorry, didn't see you there, and no they don't; they come from via pelican mail service.

Can you hang on a minute while I think of a stupid question?

Aw, but I wanna ask a stoopid question!

Can't I ask a stoopid question? PLEEEEASE?

How do feel about you going into a cannon?

Like a box of chocolate.

Hmm... I'm not stupid, so I can't think of anything stupid to ask. Can I hire someone else (stupidity prefered, but not required) to ask something stupid on my behalf?

No, because stupid is me.

What is orange and why can't it rhyme with anything?

My hair.

Do you guys have internet access?

Of course not! If I did, I would be on Nintendo Life right now answering your question!

How do you spell the word cabbage?

No,I'm on here because,I'm magic.

Are you a person?