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Topic: A Night at The Nimprov !!!

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Nemodius

Bowser and his wife had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big strap-on "Tool" on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a "Tool". She said "I knew it you @**hole, explain the Tool !!!"
Boswer said, "Explain Bowser Jr. !!!"

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Nemodius

Little Pauline came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Mario showed me his weenie today at the playground!", Before the mother could raise a concern, Pauline went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut.", Relaxing with a hidden smile, Pauline's mom asked, "Was it really small ???" little Pauline replied, "No, Salty." Mom fainted.

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

Beeton

If Mario existed in the real world, what would his favorite restaurant be?

Yoshinoya

I'm the world's cutest anime robot :3

Also Semi-retired Smash Bros. player and now full-time Resident Evil and Sonic fan

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Nemodius

Why do guys like Yoshi better than Birdo ???

Birdo spits, Yoshi Swallows

"If failure is the greatest teacher, how come we are not the most superior beings in the universe ???"

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