Topic: NEW CONSOLE

Dear Nintendo,

You should make a new console called the Nintendo forever!!! It could sopourt wii games wii u games and switch games and n64 games. It would be a very good console in my opinion and there could be secret part in the back of the console where you could put ds games. (and it would probably make a lot of sales)
also snes games and gamecube too
SIncerily,
CMW124

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@jump I think he knows bc who in world makes news on them self's LOL (Right????)

I will also make a request to add in power glove support. If not, at least give me the option to play rad racer using my mind.

Gonna need everyone to plan on working this weekend to get going on this project. We’re gonna start with the secret compartment in the back. Everyone from the secret compartment division, you know what to do. I’m pulling everyone off BOTW2 to assist you. Nobody sleeps til this very specific console is DONE. Super.

Seeing this I feel bad for the kind of mail Nintendo must receive

Nintendo I would like it if you Bring back mario galaxy 2, and every single ***** Mario kart game, and they must be remaster's, good day.

But for real tho, you know how much S*** you would have to put on that console to run on those games?

@CactusMan i think were getting slightly off topic here.. Only come to this thread if you have legitimate ideas such as the ability to email miyamoto directly regarding questions and concerns. Lastly, if this console can have the ability to print hanifuda cards, that's pretty much the least they can do to anyone who's bought a wii u.

@NintendoByNature Your Forging it needs to have rez that even my TV will bleed.

@NintendoByNature - You’ve been promoted to head of the secret compartment department. Congratulations. Get to work.

@Snatcher yes bleeding tvs are a must in 2021. Long live the poltergeist gaming consolebox codename: spooky

@Bimmy-Lee finally someone in upper management has noticed my hard work. Is it true that management's bathrooms have couches in them and full length stalls? All we have on the LL are these odd mirrors in the shape of mushrooms and these really short stalls so when I'm doing my business, the guy in R&D starts asking me about the mariners game last night. Just because he can see me doesn't mean I want to have a conversation!!! And what's with the flushing noise on these Johns?! Everytime you flush the toilet chimes off a "letsa go!" I don't want anything talking to me in my quiet space!!!

@NintendoByNature - Ugh, restroom talkers are the worst! Sorry about that. One correction though, the couches ARE the urinals. We get new ones every day. Now, about this secret compartment, we need it to be REALLY secret. Nobody can know about it, ever. But make it taste bad because babies are very curious and the most likely to discover this secret.

@bimmy-lee obvi! What do you think I am? A man who would allow babies to eat special compartment items?!

@NintendoByNature - Okay, okay, sheesh! I just want to make sure there’s synergy between the hidden compartment department and baby customer service. I’ve scheduled a zip line day and pizza retreat for all of you to get to know each other a little better given the rushed nature of this project, we’ll need you all to develop some chemistry quickly. Please understand.

Whatever Nintendo does, I can put money on it not being what people expect.

@CMW124 what your describing sounds similar to the Nintendo wii U.

@NintendoByNature congrats on the promotion

@CactusMan - Ah yes, the manure deterrent, I tried a sample earlier. It was horrible, well done. I still can’t get the taste out of my mouth. This new manure flavor will FINALLY teach these babies a lesson, and it’s much more humane than the electrical shock deterrent we originally discussed. As head of the Manure Taste and Smells Division, you and your staff have once again made Nintendo proud.