Topic: World's Worst Pokemon Nicknames Contest

We've all seen them up for grabs on GTS or have had them traded to us. Pokemon that are not only nicknamed but have terrible or offensive nicknames. This is a contest to see who has the worst nickname. To win this contest you must accomplish 2 criteria.
1. The nickname must be stupider than my contribution.
2. It must have come from another trainer.

Here's the nickname that's the worst for me: A Typlosion nicknamed TAMPON. Gross huh?

Melequinha(means little snot)
lolkachu
Nickname
???
3jnfbbws
BAWSAH
pee-terpan

I also have an Ambipom nicknamed HuFlungPu

This could get inappropriate...

I think that's a guarantee...

well everyone knows about those dumb guys who call their pokemon things not allowed in this site and I think those are the winners of this thread

What about funny one's?

Bacon - Tepig
Bruce Lee - Blaziken

Few example's.

I guarantee your guarantee.

Okay... A third rule... No profanity pokemon names. Anyway there's an honorable mention of an Emboar I seen on GTS named Potatoe. It was shiny and female and level 100 if anyone wants to look but no one can trade for it cuz they want an impossible to trade pokemon for it.

naming goomy anything but goomessiah

I called my Pipulp, Nick Clegg

My Samurott is named Sea-Dric

In Diamond I only caught male Pokemon and named every single one David.

named my ninetailes-Naruto (not dumb but really corny)

My Kyurem is named Cancer.

I always call my Snorlax 'Everest', cause he's as big as a mountain and is always resting...

In pokemon diamond(back when I had it) I accidentally tried to nickname my piplup, not knowing how to cancel nicknaming, I nicknamed it piplup. Then it evolved, and I had a prinplup named piplup, then is eventually change it's name to prinplup, and it evolved again. So then I had an empoleon named prinplup. Then I changed it again. So, basically, piplup the piplup became piplup the prinplup who became prinplup the prinplup who became prinplup the empoleon who became an empoleon named empoleon. Ta-dah.

Someone's bound to be offended by that.

My Oshawott is named Oshie '_'

In my game, I'm trying to come up with a unique name for every one of my pokemon and it's proving difficult.

My proudest attempts include a Pansear, Pansage and Panpour named Business, Magic and News respectively, a (male) combee I named "The Three Amigos" and a female Wobuffet I called Wandabuffet. To be honest, I think anyone would be insulted if they received any of these pokemon in a trade, never mind what they were called.

Also, if I'm not mistaken, there's actually a blacklist of pokemon names that are automatically blocked in network play, and I think Cancer (among other, very offensive names) was on it.