• Opinion Metroid II Doesn't Care If Samus Lives Or Dies

    An existential crisis courtesy of the Game Boy

    I recently started playing Metroid II: Return of Samus for the first time. I’m not sure why. Maybe it was a way of staving off my intense cravings for Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, which as of writing still doesn’t have a launch date more concrete than the vague '2025' window Nintendo revealed over a...