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@Regular_Guy It's the weight he's gained from being benched the last few years

@JakedaArbok I believe Yunoboco (if alive, might have not yet been conceived) was immensely outraged at the time also and took to writing a lengthy fax to express their displeasures

@Yosher my joycons weren't great after 4 years, but my pro controller never developed drift in the past 8 years

@Yoshi3 DK64 was great! Like Banjo Kazooie they were fantastic platformers at the time