If you're tired of having to choose between boring supermarket wine and your home-brewed prison toilet wine, then perhaps it's time to take a vineleaf out of Hundred Days' book and buy your own dang vineyard.

In this winemaking simulation game, you'll have to learn the intricate ins and outricate outs of running your very own winery, which includes everything from soil analysis and pesticide treatments to bottle design and brand management. It's everything from grape to glass, with all the lovely decisions along the way that fans of strategy are probably already salivating over.

Suddenly, the rows of bottles on the supermarket shelf seem a little underpriced, don't they? Who knew it was this hard to make the tasty grown-up juice? Maybe we'll just stick to beer.

Hundred Days — Winemaking Simulator is out on the Nintendo Switch eShop this Winter, just in time to play it with a lovely glass of (homemade) mulled wine.

Is Hundred Days your kind of nitty-gritty strategy? Wine about it in the comments below.