It's Thursday again, folks, and as promised last week, it's time for another pinch of CRAB NEWS. Yes, we're doing this every week. Yes, it's actually quite difficult to find crab news every single week. But we do it for you, dear readers.
This week's Crab News is fresh from the net: if you're aware of the Twitter accounts "Can You Pet The Dog" and "Is Something Behind the Waterfall", two accounts that judge games on whether or not they let you pet animals and find treasure behind waterfalls, you'll know that they're big business. The former has almost 500k followers, and the latter 41k followers, which translates roughly to, "wow, people really care about petting things and treasure".
Well, there's a new account now, created just last week on the 27th May: "Does This Game Have A Crab In It", which is run by crab aficionado Cynthia. In less than a week, the account is already at almost 10k followers, because everyone loves crabs.
You can submit your own crabs to the account, but many games have already been covered, from Breath of the Wild and Ni No Kuni to Monster Hunter Generations and Splatoon 2.
Now, only one question remains: should we add the "does it have a crab" metric to our own reviews? It seems pretty important.
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You gotta be chitin me
I'd take this Twitter account with a pincer salt.
My favorite is Pokémon Ultra sun, Does Crabrawler count?
It is now, time for crab.
Crab and Pasted for all to see
@KateGray Yes it does! And you can pet him ... with a hammer!
Potamon GO
One of my favorites, Dark Souls 3, actually has crabs! Heh. Funny article!
CRABBO NINJA APPROVED
There's a scene in Romeo Must Die where a ganglord threatens someone with a crate of live crabs.
(Since we're being random, with crabs.)
I’ll just leave this crab-related content here...
https://youtu.be/nIklYwwd4wE
@ToadBrigade yes
Finally, c r a b
Mario Kart Tour has a crab in it.
Crabs are the best
There is a giant enemy crab on Monster Hunter series in which you can attack it's weak spot for above average damage
Have you played Atelier Ryza 2? there is one fishing spot that seemingly never ends and all it gives you is crabs XD sounds like something you would enjoy
@Slowdive
Omg so cute
Skyrim has crabs. Next week you could do an article on how the new switch pro will render them in 4k! 😅 I’ll crab walk myself out
Good job Kate, you posted crab news. I’m proud of you.
@Slowdive
That is just unbelievably adorable.
I see Twitter has evolved to crab.
You can eat a crab in Botw
Hungrybox knows crabs all too well...
CRAB BATTLE!
I think I got the crabs just reading about crabs......lol
Xenoblade.... check.
No crabs in Super Mario 64, sadly, but if you remove the word "Super," and replace it with "Kart"...and move the words around...you get a game with crabs in it!
Yep. Xenoblade have a lot of crab-like things
And how has Fight Crab not been mentioned at all!? Shame on all of us.
https://www.nintendolife.com/reviews/switch-eshop/fight_crab
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Another slow news day. The E3 slowdown, please hurry up e3. Soon we will be getting articles about the best mirrors in videogames. (PS don't do this)
Do STIs count?
Underrated SNES Enix RPG "Robotrek" has numerous crabs in it, including one of the game's more notable antagonists.
Terraria's Calamity mod has a giant crab in it! He also seems to like shrooms.
@Zuljaras
Ecclesia is a great choice for favourite game!
and Brachyura is a great example of a really annoying boss lol.
Metroid Prime counts as a crab?
It's giant, it's an enemy and it moves like a crab.
About that tweet: How can you talk about crabs in Banjo-Kazooie and not refer to the boss of Treasure Trove Cove?
Katamari Damacy and Super Mario 2 have cute crabs. Trials of Mana has the cutest crab.
Xenoblade Chronicles X has the best crabs hands down
Glad to see the "CRABS" tag is living up to its name.
Be wary, thought, because there's just so much crab articles you can make before you crab out.
I knew my life was missing something, I just didn’t know what that was until now.
I have crabs of a different variety. 😔
Stop writing these silly articles or I'll come round and 'Brachyurans'.
Katamari Damacy has a crab level. It's very much the essence of Katamari Damacy.
I will shamelessly put my art of a crab here!
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