You'll have to forgive us here, as we're going to go a bit misty-eyed and nostalgic. Dave "The Games Animal" Perry - one of the most instrumental figures involved in the creation of the iconic UK TV show GamesMaster - has just launched a new YouTube channel which aims to replicate the '90s vibe that drew so many of us to our Sony Trinitrons back in the day - and he plans to play the game that ultimately ended his time on the show.
If you're from outside the UK and under 30, you may well be wondering what any of this means - so allow us to give a short history lesson. One of the most famous faces in the UK games industry back then, Perry was one of GameMaster's presenters and enjoyed a rather rocky relationship with Dominik Diamond (the whole story has been wonderfully recounted in this excellent Eurogamer feature, in case you want to catch up properly).
During one challenge, Perry failed spectacularly on Super Mario 64, a game he had never played before and - to this day - believes he was only given because his rivals on the show knew he would fail. The rest is history; Perry left GamesMaster - a show he helped to create - and footage of him throwing a hissy fit has become a regular part of 'Worst TV of the '90s' clip shows ever since.
In case you haven't seen it, here goes:
Perry went on to found his own publishing company and eventually exited the games industry altogether, and now runs a successful tattoo parlour (as you can tell from the amount of ink covering his body). However, he recently attended a retro gaming event in the UK and was given a hero's welcome - and rightly so, as Perry is unquestionably one of the key figures of '90s games media.
His rapturous reception has convinced him to give YouTube a go, and the first episode of Games Animal TV is now available to watch. We're not going to embed it here, for reasons that will become quickly obvious if you decide you're grown-up enough to click the link at the end of this paragraph. In an effort to perhaps parody the 'in your face' attitude of the '90s, the episode features 'The Game Babes' - a group of half-naked ladies who dance around in front of a Mortal Kombat arcade cabinet. Perry also uses some high-level swears, so consider yourself warned. Are you warned enough yet? Then click here at your own risk.
Putting aside the whole debate of whether or not Perry should be presenting videos like this on YouTube (and, and the 480p thing is deliberate), one aspect of the episode will be of interest to Nintendo fans - at one point, Perry holds up the Super Mario 64 cartridge, his nemesis.
Perry insists he was set up on that fateful day, but admits that Nintendo has always been his weakness; like so many UK gamers in the '90s, he picked Sega over Nintendo and feels that despite claims that he was one of the best players in the country at the time (he certainly does play a mean game of Street Fighter II), his knowledge of Nintendo platforms leaves something to be desired.
Still, he's willing to revisit one of the darkest moments of his life - if his viewers let him. Perry ends the episode with an offer; we can either watch him play Super Mario 64 again and hopefully not suck quite as much, or he will talk about some other topics from his career in the games industry.
We have a feeling we know which option most people will choose.
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He can do what he wants, if he has mature content, just restrict it for viewers or something. That said, I have no interest in watching the dude.
Can't wait for the comments. I enjoyed the video,it's good that he can laugh about it now and finally play one of the greatest games ever.
That episode was hilarious and at the time he seemed a bit of a Muppet as well as being shockingly bad at Mario 64. Still it's good to see him having another go at it
Is Muppet ok?
As a side note, Gamesmaster is still one of my favourite tv shows of all time
I mean, if you suck that hard at an easy game like Mario 64, you're probably better off somewhere other than presenting a game show.
Ah Dave, I remember at the time I was pretty much unaware of him outside Games Master, despite being into computer games and buying Zzap!64, Sega Power and Sega Force.
I heard he'd got into tattoos. I've not watched the video yet, but will be expecting 90s cheese. It would be hard to convey to much younger folk how exciting it could be to see a video of an upcoming game back in the early 90s, when all you had was blurry pictures in the Mags to build hype.
I actually taped footage of Sonic 2 from Games Master and watched it quite a few times in anticipation of the games release, simple times. Then I wondered why my game was slower as I was unaware of 50-60Hz differences.
I remember watching that episode of Gamesmaster and laughing at the whole thing. the excuses,the tantrum and diamond winding him up along the way. Good he can laugh about it now though I guess 😄
The second to last paragraph has made me curious: why has Nintendo never been able to crack the UK in the same way Sega, Sony and Microsoft all have at different times? I know today their advertising model leaves a lot to be desired but that cannot be the only thing, right?
But he went on to create Shiny and launch Earthworm Jim, so things turned out all right!
@PlayedNSlayed Yeah, Diamond was a proper wind-up merchant! Lot of akward / funny moments on there. So weird it featured Sir Patrick Moore, when the only other place you would see him was if you happened to be up for The Sky at Night.
Good stuff. The 90s were simpler times
I hope enjoy playing this game its fun and addictive.
@DrJiggle Can't tell if you're joking or not.
@PiplupJ Without wishing to presume your age, my feeling is the NES never really took off here as the 8-bit micros were still ruling the roost up until the 16-bit era. NES carts were so expensive, when you could get a game on tape for the Spectrum / C64 / Amstrad CPC for 3 quid from WHSmiths.
I recall the SNES was quite popular, but I tend to think Nintendo really cant trade on that retro NES nostalgia as much here as there were so many alternatives. By the time the PS1 came out, Sony pretty much took the market from the Megadrive, so I see more nostalgia for SEGA and the PS1. Just my thoughts looking back on the era.
Aren't the game's fault that Dave sucks
@Damo
I remember watching Gamesmaster back in the day including this episode. I was proud to say that I went to college with a couple of twin brothers who were pros at street fighter 2 and they actually won both the golden joystick from gamesmaster and the jackets from games world. Always found Dominic Diamond pretty annoying and was sad when Dave left the show.
I don’t get it. Why did being bad at SM64 mean you had to leave this show? Were you supposed to be good at any game in order to remain in the show?
he's still not over it, believes he was set up to fail! hahaha
Not the games fault he failed.
I'm pretty sure it was a joke gone wrong on the show.
I've never watched it, but I don't intend to do so.
Is it any good at all?
@Mortenb to add some context, the show usually featured members of the general public taking part in these challenges and Dave was one of the industry experts that would give commentary etc. during their performance. The fact that he probably felt he lost credibility due to losing on tv might have made him feel like he had to leave. i hope that helps?
@HaNks He absolutely was set up to fail. They did it to wind him up. The problem was that it really did wind him up and he couldn't handle it.
Nah, I'll stick with Digitiser, thanks!
This is legendary stuff. I remember the episode like it was yesterday.
@antster1983 digitiser! Oh boy twice a day I’d check. Before and straight after school. I lost years waiting for the pages to turn. What excitement. Simpler times.
@InklingLegend
"Its a me mario! Since you bought a playstation, looks like im-a gonna have to ruin your career... Looks like it's a game-over, FOR YOU!"
@Nintendo_Alski ah, so it was his decision. It explains it, thanks. Hope he has forgiven himself for not being good at something he never did before.
Loved GamesMaster RIP Sir Patrick Moore
I remember this and shouted at the TV because of how useless they were
Is this kind of the same idea as Nick Arcade in the States? Because that was a fun show.
I met Dave a Revival 2017 and again at this years event.
Very humble and friendly guy to be fair. He has only recently gotten back into the gaming scene and doesn't know a lot about youtube or anything, Just trying to have some fun. Which is what Tubers are really in it for. Let him get on with doing what he wants to do.
Was listening to a podcast recently where Dave was interviewed - really interesting guy. Glad he’s getting some mileage out of it all these years later.
This was before the UK release of the game so he'd never played it, and to be fair had probably never touched an N64 controller (analogue stick) in his life prior to this. Took some getting used to.
@antster1983 wow, I completely forgot about that. Ceefax and Oracle, The 80’s internet
That wasn't even that bad of a hissy fit.
I was expecting a lot more rage, but that was just a little pint of salt.
Ah well.
Okay, but at 3:38 the guy who won mistakenly kisses the wrong person
Strange that this is coming out at the same week as Digitiser The Show. Like a revival for 90s British TV Personalities who specialise in games.
He should get the guy that beat him back on for a rematch.
Watching the "banter" between them reminds me why for so long "gamers" were disliked by the rest of society, glad those dark days are behind us and odious self important plonkers like this are just a small proportion of the gaming community now, unfortunately extractor fans* like him are all over youtube.
*Extractor fan is a trademark of Dave Gorman. maybe.
So we're all just going to ignore Kirk "What's personal space?" Eweing(?) creepily pawing the women at the end there? Seriously. He literally shoved the black guy out of the way so he could hang himself off of her. Cringe-worthy television indeed.
@GreenMonkie that wasn’t Dominik, it was the guy that won. Or at least I think it was- hard to tell with 90s quality video
@Kid_Sickarus My bad, Dominik was the host guy. This whole thing was kinda hard to follow. They just introduce the other guy as simply Kirk.... which suddenly seems much more suitable.
And still he's never played Mario 64.
@Gerald @beazlen1 Digitiser's coming back as a YouTube show! There was a successful Kickstarter to fund it, and it was recorded back in the summer. Mr. Biffo is at the helm, with regular co-hosts Larry Bundy Jr, Octav1us Kitten, Gameplay Jenny and Paul Gannon (of Cheapshow and Barshens). Stuart Ashen, Barry Lewis, Kim Justice, Steve McNeil (from Go 8 Bit) and Nostalgia Nerd are among the guests. Eli Silverman (also of Cheapshow and Barshens) also makes appearances throughout the series.
Episode 1 coming this Sunday!
Hahaha this was great and I remember laughing at the time. Perhaps the funniest thing is that he had a really valid point. Unless you were there at the time the N64 first came out, you can't truly appreciate how weird the controller felt at first, and how difficult it was to play games until it eventually clicked into place! I always remember Turok being a nightmare for people to control using the yellow buttons in conjunction with the analogue stick - but then, after a short while it clicks and they can play just fine!
Can't beat dexter fletcher. From gamesmaster presenter to actor and director - fair to say he has moved on!
lol at the women at the end of the ep
@MischiefMaker Dexter was ill-suited to the show. He admitted he had no interest in gaming and was too in-yer-face for his own good.
@antster1983 cool, thanks for the info
Never heard of him
He looks like Paul Whitehouse playing Dave Perry these days.
"that drew so many of us to our Sony Trinitrons back in the day"
Show off.
To be fair, I think most people sucked at Mario 64 when it first came out. 360 degree movement, camera control, and 3D platforming were all new to us who had grown up with 2D. The first 3D platformer I had played was Croc, and even then the transition to Mario 64 was not easy for me. The unique shape of the N64 controller also has a lot to do with it.
Nowadays, I imagine everyone is pretty good at Mario 64 if all the speed runs of it are anything to go by.
The game had nothing to do with sinking his career. Just his bad attitude.
@thesewoodenideas he looks like the child of Alan Partidge and Jerermy Clarkson.
Watching the clip and seeing this story I have a few things to say. First off I never even heard of this show or any of these people before, and second from what I can tell this Dave guy was annoyed with the way things were developing behind the scenes and this was apparently the moment where he was over it. Considering how the show apparently got cancelled shortly after he left I guess you can say nothing of value was lost, and now this is just some nearly forgotten part of TV history.
@Flowerlark From what I read these guys apparently hated each other off the show and Dave was tired of the toxic environment. I agree with that you said though, I mean I am great at racing games and fighting games but I suck at competitive FPS, everyone has a type of game that they aren't great at even if they are really into gaming.
Dave's new video I found a bit cringey at the end, I remember the 90s just fine, but that put me more in mind of a Carry On movie. Could have cut away to Sid James and Bernard Bresslaw and wouldnt seem out of place! Oh well, still have the Games Master memories.
Well, this was stupid.
Who remembers Bits from Channel 4? I'm still in love with Emily Bouff 😘
I was always more of a "Bad Influence" person myself. Their approach was much more in line with the best of the UK games mags at the time - ie even though a lot of their readers/viewers would only be teenagers, they never patronised them and kept the tone informative and intelligent.
GamesMaster by contrast was naff, unfunny and assumed its viewers were all obnoxious little spotty herberts with too many hormones.
I guess this really is a British thing because I don't see why some has-been 90s TV show host is remotely interesting today.
@Damo @DrJiggle That's funny, I actually did think Earthworm Jim's Dave Perry was the Dave Perry. Were you honestly joking Dr Jiggle because I'm not 😂
@KraniX I don't recall Bits but I do remember Bad Influence with Violet Berlin and Andy Crane.
@Heavyarms55 Definitely a British thing. If you were a 80's/90's gamer you knew Dave Perry from gaming magazines. He was responsible for launching a fair few mags as well as being one of the main reviewers of the time. Gamesmaster meanwhile was the best show on TV for folk my age. Great format, brilliant host and for most of us, it gave us our first look at many upcoming Megadrive / SNES /64 games. In the days before the internet, it was magical.
@PiplupJ Nintendo didn’t really see the games industry as global, they focused on the US and Japan, and licensed out the distribution of the NES to other companies in the UK, which led to ridiculously expensive games, long delays and some of the best games never coming over at all. In the Gamesmaster video It’s Christmas 1996. The N64 and Mario 64 have been out in the US for 3 months but the UK still has another 3 months to wait for them to come out.
Sega put more effort in for sure, but it was Sony and the PlayStation that showed that there was a larger market there if you went after it. At this point, Nintendo started to put more effort in, so its only really been since the GameCube they’ve been giving the UK games on time and at decent prices, but by this point Sony were dominant.
It’s not that the UK market hates Nintendo, but there just not the nostalgia here for them that the US market has. I’m not saying nobody had early Nintendo consoles, but they weren’t the mainstream success stories like they were in the US.
And for people saying Dave sucked at the game, you need to appreciate the situation. The game or the console was not out yet. Unless he’d bought the expensive analog stick controller for the Saturn that worked with ONE game, them this was probably the first time in his life he’d used an anolog stick after years of playing 2D games on d-pads.
@PiplupJ good question. I grew up in the uk as a gamer. In the 80s and 90s. First as a spectrum devotee then gameboy, n64! GameCube, GBA.
My guess is that it’s down to humor and brand tone. Sega, Sony and Microsoft often employ darker, sometimes snarky tones of voice in their ads and games. This kind of humor is embraced by the Brits. Nintendo is just a bit more straight up joyful and playful, which I love in my gaming (but not so much in my sit coms).
Young Dave in the SM64 video reminds me of Billy Kane from Fatal Fury.
I'm over 30, but not from the UK. Didn't know you guys had that show over there. Seems rather interesting for it's time.
Maybe i'll catch a video on Dave's youtube channel to get a feeling for what it was like back then.
Hrmmm I didn't pick up on it at the time... but looking back at this clip, isn't he trying to perform a shortcut on that Mario ice slide? There's a way to drop off the edge and land on a bit of the track further down, if I remember correctly...
If that's the case, then he really doesn't have a point at all and he's a massive sore loser(!) and a bit of a showoff too since he needn't even do the shortcut to have beaten the other guy who failed pretty spectacularly himself!!
@nocdaes He had never played the game before or even held the controller. He was angry as he felt he'd been set up by the host to fail, the 2 of them didn't get on at all. Perry was one of the expert players on the show, random gamers would come on and try to beat him. On this occasion Perry was left humiliated.
Ah...The UK, the one country which makes America seem like a country full of artists and intellects by comparison..........
Ok one point awarded to the UK.
@damo , That’s one of the best things I’ve watched in a while lol. Never heard of this show and hope you share even more of your gaming culture with us hillbillies across the pond!
Gamesmaster was utter crap. I was in my early 20s when it started so I guess I wasn’t the key demographic but it was full of people who knew nothing about games. Dominick Diamond was a tool and the whole ask Patrick Moore for help was just cringeworthy.
@Peach64 I bought that for the Saturn. 😂
@darthstuey back then just having a TV show about something you loved was a massive thing for many folks I believe. Seeing people playing on a NeoGeo was amazing, something I'd only read about in Mean Machines and could never hope to afford.
@OorWullie Oh, I know how the story goes... and I always took that as gospel too. It's just, when I watched his attempt again the other day (for the first time since the show aired!) it looks suspiciously like he's attempting a known shortcut...
He could of done the hidden short cut that idiot..
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