Charles Martinet is famous to Nintendo fans the world over as the voice of Mario, and has filled this role brilliantly since the '90s. However, it would be doing Martinet a great injustice to assume this is the only thing he has done in his illustrious career; he's acted on stage, in film and on TV, with movies such as The Game and Nine Months to his name.
However, like so many actors, Martinet has some skeletons in his closet; roles which were perhaps taken for the money rather than any promise of artistic fulfilment or critical acclaim. The 1986 corporate video shown above seems to fit this description; in it, Martinet assumes the role of a rapping Dracula, who rises from the grave to sing the praises of ECAD Systems. Later in the video, he becomes the swashbuckling Sinbad and continues to rap about things like time-saving system solutions and all that good stuff.
This may well be the best thing we've seen on the internet in the past year. No, make that the past decade.
[source gonintendo.com]
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Mario truly is his greatest role
I follow the guy on social media and if one thing is apparent, it's that he absolutely loves what he does. He's kind of an inspiration and proof that it's actually possible to love your job.
It's me, Vampario !
Mwahahahahaha .... !!!
(Note: Wario's Super Power : Garlic, Stay Away !!)
(Note 2 : Vampario doesn't like Garlic !!)
The difference between raped and rapped depends on where do you put the p...
We need a Mario game about vampires... or does Luigi's Mansion already feature them?
This is too good to be true! XDDD
Suddenly I'm reminded of GLOW.
I couldn't have been the only one that read "rapped" the wrong way and was scared.
He should voice Dracula in the Netflix Castlevania anime
Oh the 80s and awful company rap songs. I never get tired of them. Thank you Super Bowl Shuffle for this nonsense
@Ardisan How did you read it then, with only one p?
Kinda weird to think of, a raping Dracula...
(and actually not very scary either)
Well, he certainly sunk his teeth into that one...
Now THAT is the definition of a working actor.
W...T...F....? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You can hear the Mario come through in his voice at around 1:19 when he says "Made our first sale in '83!"
@Not_Soos I noted that.
You can hear many hints of his Mario characterization along the video. Especially in the Dracula role.
This reminds, wasn't Reggie part of a Pizza Hut commercial once?
I never asked for this
No shame here - he definitely elevated this from the usual corporate cringe - nowadays we just get flash style click the next button, using still images with bad voiceovers that take forever to "play" out. Would prefer this.
Haha. You know, he put his heart into that, the lyrics were insanity but he pulled it off, and for an 80s corporate video this is in the zone of awards-worthy.
Watching this has vastly improved my life somehow...
This.....is both amazingly horrible and delightful simultaneously. The fact that any company would have actually PAID any one at all to do this for some unimaginable reason is shocking, horrifying, and makes me question any shred of faith I had for humanity even going back to the 80's now. OTOH that Martinet did such a phenomenal job turning the steaming pile that was the script and concept into something actually enjoyable to watch is just masterful.
I will never understand why this would ever exist. But I'm glad it does.
@mystman12 He was the marketing guy for Pizza Hut, so I wouldn't doubt he appeared in one of the commercials at some point as his own extra. Though I'd love to see the video.
What the hell did I just watch??
Part of Charles' history he'd rather forget no doubt.
Rapping corparate vampire...this is all sorts of glorious.
A classic. The only real mystery is why ECAD decided to name their latest product DRACULA. I forget what it stands for.
@ThanosReXXX I read "Voice Of Mario Rapped " in my mind before I read the rest.
@Ardisan Unless you mean "raped", I still don't get it.
Wow lol, the words....... they escape me!
@nhSnork
https://www.mariowiki.com/File:CountKoopulaEp.jpg
Dammit, you got me to do this
@AlexSora89 ME TOO LOL
THAT WAS AMAZING I'm going to go buy some ECAD now. I've been looking for a decent layout-versus-schematic consistency checker ever since awesomely terrible 80's rap was terribly awesome.
P.S. IT STILL IS.
Lol, lovely!
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