Here's some delightful nonsense to kick the week off - or annoying nonsense depending on your perspective - that comes straight out of Japan. While we may consider Nintendo's licensing efforts in the West to be in need of improvement, there's no end of quirky big N products in the company's homeland.
So we present, below, Mario and Luigi Fit's gum - thanks Tiny Cartridge - which even dabbles (controversially) in canon. Product descriptions on import site jbox.com suggest that the Ginger Ale(?!) Mario gum could be "perhaps the official taste of an Invincible Star if it was edible", while the Melon Soda Luigi gum could be the flavour of a one-up. It gives a whole different perspective on what the Mario Bros. are experiencing as they run and jump through the Mushroom Kingdom.
We thought this was perhaps too frivolous even for the weirdness tag, but then found the videos for this particular gum. Below are a number of trailers for the standard Fit's gum, in which customers are so blown away by the flavour that they break into spontaneous dance.
We reckon we'd do a little jig for some ginger ale gum, to be fair.
[source tinycartridge.com]
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Only in Japan...
Wow.
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WARNING: "A gum that gives you fit's"
I swear this feels like the message it's trying to say.
Only in Japan indeed. I wish they showed Japanese game shows here in the states. They are crazy.
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Huh?
holy moly i LOVE ginger ale and mario !!!!
i should probably order afew thousand packages for the rest of my life^^
Why do I have the urge to import this from Japan, just to see if it actually gives me fits? ......
I'm calling this canon.
Now that song will stay in my head for the rest of the day. And maybe the rest of the week.
what
Eh that commercial was really tame It makes me think of that Mountain Dew Kick Start Commercial
I like Ginger Ale, but for gum flavor, it's a bad choice.
@DarthNocturnal I think wasabi would be more suitable for a burning sensation. Cinnamon is not very spicy, from my experience with it in American food.
If their standard chewing gum makes Japanese people get up and dance, does this gum make people get up and "Do the Mario"?
@Iggly (eats gum) Do the Mario! Swing your arms, from side to side! Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again! Let's do the Mario, all together now! You've got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms, from side to side! Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now! JUST LIKE THAT!
Google Nozomi Sasaki, then thank me later.
I didn't realise they had gum that CAUSES FITS.
Instead of Mario saying 'Its a me', he might now say 'Fits a me' Reggie Style.
gotta love the Japanese.
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