Perhaps this is the one person who found us by searching "wtf nintendo"

In November 2011 we brought you a sample of the most bizarre Nintendo Life search results, and now we're over halfway through the year (and our current editor ready to leave) we think it's time to dive into the log files again to bring you more oddball ideas that have all brought users to Nintendo Life.

Nintendo Should...

Turns out that everyone on the internet's an expert in what Nintendo should or shouldn't do. Here are some of the weirder ideas of what Nintendo should do.

They already did.

nintendo should release old play control: twilight princess

Zelda remakes for everyone!

nintendo should remake a zelda game for each system they make to keep you happy until the new one comes out

But then it wouldn't be Wind Waker, would it..?

instead of a new zelda nintendo should make a new wind waker with new everything

Woah woah woah, steady on now.

nintendo should make a sonic game

By jove, I think you've got it!

nintendo should make games and release them

Big Questions

This is it: the most burning questions on the minds of Nintendo fans around the world.

He must be around here somewhere...

come on nintendo where is mario


does 3ds cause cancer

We're all wondering this.

animal crossing 3ds wtf where's the release date

Streamers come out and it lights up.

what does 3ds do on your birthday

When you buy one.

when does 3ds come to our house

Get help.

why is zelda in skyward sword so hot

Ask the guy above you.

is zelda a boy or girl on a 3ds

Yes, but it'll take AGES.

will nintendo become like sega?

Wii U

Some of the finest and funniest Wii U search results we've had this year from people looking for information on Wii U.

Feline heavy.

could a wii u tablet crush a cat

Not with a cat nearby.

can you play the wii u outside

You betcha.

are developers using the wii u's capabilities

Almost certainly.

are the rumours about wii u fake?

You found it.

best nintendo wii u website

Use smaller words please.

why does wii use text bubbles when kids can't read

Come back tomorrow for the fifth and — yes — final instalment of Bizarre Emails Sent to Nintendo Life.