Topic: I had to play We Dare

You can read my We Dare review that, despite its subject matter, might be among the best things I've ever written.

Please don't imagine me gyrating my hips or performing a striptease while playing the game for review.

"Unless you're exceptionally drunk or abnormally aroused by acute embarrassment, We Dare rivals abstinence as the most powerful contraceptive ever."

This is brilliant, just brilliant.

We're sorry James.

I would understand, if you like to leave Nintendo Life.
and take time to recover

All the best in the recovery from your trauma, James.

Looks like you need more reviewers

You know what? In concept, this game could have been a good idea. (after all, adult games are quite popular, and it's an untapped market in video games).

Of course, execution let it down, but there's no real reason that a good We Dare shouldn't exist.

I'm checking out the cover. I see a bra, a tie, handcuffs and... a pink rubber duck? I'm kind of scared now.

Yes it is! This closing sentence is EPIC!

Shockingly, you and I agree on this front.

Thanks for your kind messages, all.

Thank you for reminding me I need to buy this game.
The single player campaign is good, right?

^^haha if I were drinking milk right now, it would have shot right out my nose.

I also think there's room for well done adult video games. Definitely an untapped market. Of course, it looks like this one is just crap no matter which way you slice it, unfortunately.

"had to..."

mmm hmm

Ohhh that's not just a rubber duck.

There's no need for a dedicated game. Just play Wii Fit, with your ladyfriend, and without pants. Or, sub any decent dance game for Wii Fit in the previous sentence, and also throw in a little karaoke.