Topic: You Are Attacked By Ninjas - What Do You Do?

Totally Serious question. After all, we all must be prepared for the inevitable. Share with us your perfectly crafted, fool-proof plan for dealing with silent-but-deadly menace!*

Obviously I have a plan of my own:

Plan A: Utilize the power of rock and roll. Because science has proven that rock beats scissors every time.

Plan B: On the off chance that they are not in fact, wielding scissors, then I shall call upon the very forces of nature themselves: my trusty shotgun. If it could get me get me through all of Contra without losing a life, no amount of gaidens could save those Ninjas.

_{*Minor clarification: Obviously your plan may be as nonsensicle as the chances of being attacked by Ninjas out of nowhere}

I'll surrender since I can't fight ninjas and win.

There is no surrendering to the Ninja menace.

I'll get out my golf club.

FORE!!!

I join in... Because I am a ninja!!! Boom! Even I didn't see it coming

Send in the clones

Hoist the sails and drink some rum me hearties. We shall teach ye to never underestimate pirates. Arrr

Ninjas can't catch you if your on fire ^.^

.....Wait, that still wouldn't be good would it?

Roll my dice to in order to be able to use my charisma points to seduce my way out of that situation.

No no no. You should try this! It makes perfect sense!

Ninja... Bah I am a freaking living Blow Torch what do you think I do?? Burn Em'

I'd probably take a beating and then report them to the police later.

I thought so to!

Pikachu! I choose you!

give them a free coupon for golden corral, they will leave you alone.
youd be surprised how many people have used the chocolate wonderfall as a deterrent.
plus no one throws dull chinese stars anymore, its all about drive-bys son!

I drop dead, because ninjas much like bears have no interest in killing what is already dead.

Toss scissors at them and make a break for it.

Their highly-trained ninja reflexes will make them catch the scissors automatically and, with said scissors in their hands, they'll no longer be able to run and give chase, since everyone knows that ninjas are sticklers for proper safety. My plan is foolproof.

I would stand perfectly still. Their vision is based on movement.

I'd go Super Saiyan. Duh.

This is an easy question. I would do nothing against the ninja menace. Why? I am the ninja menace!