Topic: The Rhyming Game

Hey N-lifers! I've got an idea for a fresh new game. I'll start it off. the way it works is I'll write a line involving a user (myself, in this case) and the next poster will continue the story. The catch is each pair of lines have to rhyme. Like, 1st and 2nd, 3rd and 4th, and so on. Okay, let's go!

One day, SonicMaster went to Sonic to get a Sonic Blast..

...and seeing that made StarBoy sad, and decided to run as to not end up last...

(Don't mind me, but this is going to be pretty boring, unless some new rules are added. There aren't that many words that rhyme with "blast", so unless we're just going to use the same words again and again and again, I suggest we think of something to make this more interesting.)
...and THAT made percentful quite mad, so he found a bad person to lambaste...

@percentful It only has to rhyme in PAIRS.

... SuperPeach had no idea what to say...

...meanwhile StarBoy was amazed that it is now nearing the end of May...

Percentful apologized for what he had said...

...and StarBoy forgave 110%, and was craving Star Bits...

NO MORE RHYMES NOW, I MEAN IT!

StarBoy shrank in fear when he heard the yell, but that was shortlived when he thought of how fast he could finish the mini-games in Kirby Super Star Ultra...

and SonicMaster pronounced "Missouri" "Missoura" and "poultry" "poultra!"

StarBoy tried to find every Etecoon cage in the PSX game Rayman, but to no avail...

and SonicMaster couldn't make a Kirby's dream course putt from a foot away- what an epic fail!

Rally speedran Mario World in 30 minutes, what luck!

StarBoy feels sad that in Duck Hunt, the main animal you shoot is a duck...

SonicMaster told a joke: What's the currency in Wisconsin? A Milwaukee buck!
(I know there was a pair with the -uck sound, but this is another one)

Does this really rhyme? I don't give a flying fffffffffire truck.

(I'm waiting for someone to end theirs with "orange". )
Percentful drank a glass of water...

Then Cheezy stole it with his pal Harry Potter

Then SonicMaster met the Annoying Orange

So precentful slammed it in the door hinge.
_{Whoo yeah, go me!}