Topic: The Nintendo Life Adventure!

Not until the Decepticon army arrived to take the triforce! Lord Megatron puts Min in charge of guarding it. (Min, that fool!)

110percentful laughed at everyone's feeble attempts. The chain chomp had the Triforce secure in its stomach, and only 110% knew how to get it out.
What everyone thinks is the triforce is just a pixelated fake, made by Pixelman himself.

StarBoy decides to make the puppy dog look to the Triforce guard, hoping he will relinquish it to him.

The triforce guard thinks starboy is a yummy luma and eats him. Starboy then finds the triforce in his stomach!

[but in reality, it was just a pixelated fake]

"Oh, no, I'm trapped!!! " StarBoy thought, until... he plans to escape out of the triforce guard's body.

Zez Hyrule uses his awesome Prince of Hyrule powers to summon the [REAL] Triforce to him.

i wake up in a cave. I walk outside, seeing a clone of me with a group. I run out and try to get him, but they're off before I get there. Now I'm trying to find my evil clone.

"What is it with people and evil clones?", StarBoy ponders thoroughly.
He then uses his powers to turn into a GameCube.

Supermegaman keels over after spotting tingle in the shower, but manages to get a long enough glimpse to find tingle is in possesion of a 1up mushroom! How could this be!

110percentful realises the uselessnes of the gamecube. He decides to opt for the wii and its backwards-compatibility, and throws the gamecube into a volcano.

I use my telekenisis to sense where my clone if heading. I go that way, but along the way, I see a troubled slime. I save it, then remember that it's my pet Link (damn amnisea). And I continue onward.

StarBoy turns back into a star, and emerges out of the volcano.
He feels no vengeance towards 110%. He feels nice all over.

Xkhaoz's 1st person technique creates a gap in the space-time dimension. Xkhaoz quickly switches back to 3rd person for the sake of other people.
cough cough

Supermegaman causiously reaches for the 1up...

But tingle starts doing the electric slide! The sight is too much for Supermegaman, who's eyes explode.

I find my clone at a Wal-mart along with pix and Od. Od and pix turn their backs, and my clone pulls out a laser knife. I rush up and stop it. I fight the clone and I kill the clone. But then everyone gasps and start a mob against me. pix and Od join me and we run away. Then I wait for pix and Od to go "WTF?" I finish this and see that Percentful asks for me to be 3rd person, so I will start writing in 3rd person.

V8 Ninja attempts to jump off a 30,000-mile high building while eating a 1-UP Mushroom in the year 405 ⁶/_d (he got there because of his space-time continuum breaker machine), but his attempts were thwarted by Tingle's giant amount of balloons that unfortunately made V8 Ninja fall upwards.

StarBoy then starts feeling hungry. He searches for Star Bits around.

@Xkhaoz since you clearly did not get the hidden message of 110's cough, please revert to the third person. Thank you, it is more enjoyable for all. I will now add that to the rules page. No harm done, just it would be great if you could change to third person.

Supermegaman is now blind and luckily stumbles away from the shower instead of into it. He re begins his search for the orcarina.... without vision...