Topic: The best games never made

We all can think of games that we would like to play that will probably never be made. This thread is to discuss such things - at least for the first page or so until my involvement in the thread likely derails it into an "Apple should acquire Nintendo" argument, or a "The Expendibles could totally kick Chuck Norris' backside" fight.

But on topic (hah! Off topic on the very first post, that be a record!): Mario Cricket. We all know cricket is awesome (well, those of us in the world that play cricket), and I reckon Yoshi could give Warnie a run for his money. It'd also suck to have Bowser on your team, since his running between wickets would be sub par.

I also think a fitness game based on Rhythmic Gymnastics would be a good idea, since it would capitalise nicely on the year or so boost to popularity Rhythmic Gymnastics gets every Olympic Year. Call it "Stretch with Son Yeon-Jae" that way men would buy it too.

Then there's Mario Beach Volleyball. My uncle has promised me Nintendo will announce this soon, so it doesn't really belong in this thread because this is about games that aren't going to be made.

So finally, since Square Enix is doing those character mash-up games now for the Final Fantasy games I think "Final Fantasy Investment Banking" would be a good idea. For anyone who doesn't think that would be exciting, have a look at the news around Standard Chartered bank atm. Real cloak-and-dagger stuff.

Since you mentioned the Expendibles, a smash bros. game with the entire cast as playable characters. Chuck Norris could be a character that is playable, but can only be accessed through cryptic means, and is indistructable. Like Master Hand in Melee.

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Needs the addition of Steven Segal, Bruce and Brandon Lee (kinda like Ice Climbers?) and Jean Claude Van Demme (as the punching bag in the training mode).

I approve of this idea. If only because it's the only way I can punch Jason Statham in the face without winding up in hospital.

Edit - for the record, Chuck Norris is in The Expendibles 2.

Dont forget Mr. T

@OlympicCho Yeah, I know he's in The Expendibles 2. He's only in it because he choose to be in it. He could have easily gotten rid of whatever was the core of the plot by just thinking about it.
I just can't imagine Chuck Norris being beaten in a fight. Thus, he cannot be an official member of the character roster, just like Master Hand.

Anyway, here's a new awesome game that'll never come.
Smash Bros. with all historical figures, like Presidents and the like. I want to know if Winston Churchill would beat Ronald Reagan in a fight.

Bruce Lee >>>>>>> Oatmeal >>>>>>> Chuck Norris.

Did you not see Bruce grab Chuck's chest fro, knock him away, and blow it back at him?
Please, my good man... elaborate.

You wish Chocobo!