Topic: Someone has stolen your 3DS

I woul use my fail-safe 10 step plan:
step 1: cry. step 2: go to the mall. step 3: cry a little bit more. step 4: buy a blindfold. step 5: find him then capture him.
step 6: lock him in my basement for several weeks with his only food being a bag of raw milk and carrots.
step 7: use sleeping gas and leave him in the namibian desert.
step 10: play my 3DS and cry some more.

Well first thing you should do when you get it is add a micro bomb in it. Then when its stolen you detonate it. Lol, that'll teach 'em!

I would be so mad I don't know what I would do if I ever find that person or something I would give them a good speech tell them to give it back or els all DOOOOOOOOOOM would come down on that person!

you know what everyone should do? tell Nintendo then they'll use their pokemon and lasers to defeat the thief.

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Yeah, my 3DS will not be stolen by vagrants!

IMA FIRING MAH LAZER BWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

build a time machine, go into the future, get myself a Terminator, send it back in time to just before my 3DS was stolen and have it defend me from whoever did it.

I wouldn't do anything.
Because I was the one who stole it.
From myself.
...

........
(head explodes)

Raw milk is pretty delish!

OBJECTION! that would probably change present time.

ARE YOU A WIZARD?

Activate the screen-suckers on the 3DS and have the person being chased by Bowser eternally with Miyamoto and Iwata.
(3DS E3 Trailer Reference)

No I am not new. I joined almost a year ago been here awhile. Just don't post all the time.

How would you know anyway, you've been here for a week :/

That just raises more questions, how do you know I've only been here for a week?

Yeah I'm just gonna super glue a pistol to my 3DS' top screen. Then attach a reeeeeeeeeealy long string to the trigger.

@JafWumbo: Zez has ninja powers like you don't even know. :3

but that would mean you could just steal your 3DS back

Lol thats really funny. I knew I haven't seen him before.

@JafWumbo: .........Yeah. That is what it would mean. I thought that was the point.