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porto

9.

I don’t know what to write so I’ll tell a joke.

Ben’s best friend, Sarah, was in the hospital. He went in to visit her and was shocked to find out she was on life support. Ben sat down by her bed and held her hand close. She was shocked. It was obvious she was trying so say something. “Don’t worry, Sarah” he said. “Whatever you’re trying to say, just right it down on this piece of paper.” Ben handed Her a piece of paper and a pen. She wrote something, folded it, and died. Ben was so grieved. He didn’t read it, he just put it in his pocket.

At her funeral, Ben was invited to the stage to say something. “She handed me this note before she died” he started. “I haven’t read it. I waited for this moment to share it with you”. He pulled it from his pocket, un-folded it to a point where it was readable to all there. The note said

“Get off my tube *****”

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porto

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BabyYoda71

1,2, skip a few, 99, 100.

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1UP_MARIO

Super Mario Galaxy 3

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

GrailUK

Reckon we'll see Pikmin 4 in the next Direct?

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.

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BabyYoda71

@GrailUK Nah. We’ll see a collection of 5 Mario 3D games- 64, Galaxy, Galaxy 2, Sunshine and 3D World

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GrailUK

@BabyYoshi12 Well we'll find out in 6 days

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.

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BabyYoda71

7 days in a week.

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1UP_MARIO

Haven’t played Mario kart 8 in ages

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

BabyYoda71

I haven’t ever played Mario Kart 9.

Oh wait, nobody has.

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GrailUK

PS10? Amazing!!!!!11!!!!

I never drive faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes.

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1UP_MARIO

BabyYoshi has 12 in the name

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

1UP_MARIO

Sorry @Dark_Magician I thought I saw 22. 13 was always a unlucky number

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We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

BabyYoda71

@1UP_MARIO I’ve been thinking of changing it to “BabyYoshi15”

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