Topic: Ninten-jokes!

how did link win the basketball game?
he used his hookshot!

So this kid asks grandma for a 360 for Christmas but when he opens the present - its a Wii. But he don't whine he just plugs it in and they play bowling....

I guess you could say he is a pretty good wii sport....

Q.Why was Kaz Hirosihma green with envy?

A.I guess you could say he had motion sickness.

Didya here Sony is droping the dual shoick brand? Yeah, there new controller is called the 'Xerox'

Q.How many hardcore gamers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. I dont know - but I hear it is one hell of an achievement!

Let me see if i can come up with a joke that is even worse than those already posted...... HHHHMMMm....difficult to do but I think i have got it ---

Knock Knock
Who's there
Nintendo's new console the wheat
Nintendo's new console the wheat who
No not the Wii 2 just the Nintendo Wheat

You pulled it off, Stevie.

Uh, here, I'll give it a shot.

What word did Ask Ketchum say before he sneezed?

..."Peek!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Get it? Peek...ACHOO?! HAHAHAHA Oh, gosh that's funny.

crickets chirping

Everyone On NintendoLife: .......

Yeah, I'll just uh, go away now... leaves

Kirby is walking in a field. He sees a corn stalk. He sucks it up, but the stalk doesn't break. He swallows the earth. He becomes... CAPITIAN PLANET!!!!!

What did kirby say when he lost to pikachu in the smash brothers final match?

Wow I am SHOCKED I could SUCK that bad, I guess I will have to SWALLOW my pride and TURN the NEGATIVTY of that match into something POSITIVE.

I have a Nintendo-related joke.

Ivan.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

_{Oh jeez, I should really put this to rest, but it's so perfect, I couldn't resist...}

This isnt a joke, per se, but who would win in a fight: WALL-E or R.O.B.?
(insert humorous responses below)

Wanna hear another joke?

Slippy xD

= D

Nice one, it's funny because it's true

Q. Why was Mario depressed?

A. He walked under a thwomp!

Why did the octorok run off a cliff?

Link was so hungry, he could eat it.

Q: What did Zelda tell Link about how to open doors
A: Tri-Force

Q. Why did Princess Peach schedule an appointment with Dr. Mario?

A. To get her plumbing checked out!

oh no I didn't!

Easily my favorite one.

HAHA! I hate those CD-i Zeldas!

They DID give us a genre of Youtube Poop, though.

Yep. Love those.

Here is a lame one:
Q. Why did Mario shoot a fireball?
A. To light up the birthday candle!

I know it's lame.