Topic: Describe a video game character poorly and try to guess who it is!

Brooke from one piece

He wants to be the GUY! So he harnesses the power of rainbow thingies.

Redd!

@Dogorilla You got it! Well done

He has to solve puzzles or things are going to get ugly with his sister.

He's a fat, greedy, narcissist who's fuelled by a certain pungent raw vegetable.

Ah I've already failed, I think that's actually a pretty good description.

@OldManHermit
It's got to be Wario

Animal abuser and a drug addict.

This is pretty accurate when you think about it!

@Tanookduke You got it!

@Zuljaras Mario? I think of his dependency on 'mushrooms', as well as the way he repeatedly punches Yoshi in the back of the head to get the poor creature to stick its tongue out.

@OldManHermit Correct!

@Zuljaras Lol, awesome.

Haven't made one, so I'll describe two:

1. He is a rodent, likes hot women and money and has an affinity for binge drinking and breaking the fourth wall. He wields a cooking utensil and has committed several murders and atrocities across multiple worlds that should have had him thrown in jail already, but laws in his game are nonexistent.

2. Skilled spy who is basically the female version of James Bond. She has had interactions with extraterrestrial life and likes to quip on her missions.

For some reason, it was so hard to describe them and be funny simultaneously lol. That first one is an easy guess with how much I gave away XD.

@Pastellioli Is the second one Joanna Dark?

@Bigmanfan Yep!

• Mute teenager with a cool sword.
• Teacher in a green dress whose name is a pun.
• Childish bee with an australian weapon.

From most to least obscure

They are known to collect stones and have abused animals on multiple occasions. And they’ve come to make an announcement.

@Snatcher That would be one Dr. Eggman. Would continue the announcement quote, but this site has rules against language lol

@Bosiah Banjo!

1. Link from legend of zelda
3. Buck bumble

Don't know who number 2 could be..