Gravelord Nito looks like a hairball. He looks like a storage cupboard full of Halloween decorations. He looks like a rejected Muppet made by an over-enthusiastic Lovecraft fan.
Anyway, if you want a really expensive statue of the Dark Souls boss whose designers were presumably inspired by the things that block your shower drain, then you can pre-order it now from the F4F website. There's currently 12 days left in the early bird sale, which drops the price from $785 (about £570) to $700 (about £510). Shipping alone costs between $65 and $465 (£47 - £340) depending on location, and sales tax is not included, either.
The statue, which is 68.5cm tall (roughly the size of an eight-month-old baby), made of resin and PVC, and painted to resemble the in-game model, with a removable faux-hair cloak and a Lord Soul in his left hand. There is both a Standard Edition and an Exclusive Edition, which cost the same price, but the Exclusive Edition also includes an LED light for the Lord Soul.
What are your thoughts on this infant-sized pile of bones? Did the picture of the faux-hair cloak gross you out like it did us? Let us know what you think in the comments below.
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Man I hate that boss. A lot of people say he's easy but I've beaten Dark Souls maybe 5 or 6 times now and I always struggle with him more than Orenstein and Smough.
Not interested in having a statue of a huge tangled mess for that price.
I was low on health from the run before him and just pummeled him with my eyes closed hoping I'd get lucky first time out.
I did.
So the screenshot above is the longest I've actually looked at the guy.
I love Dark Souls, but to fritter away money on something like this? Madness.
@sketchturner Everyone has that one boss.
Ornstein and Smough are that boss for me. I seriously almost rage quit the game the first time I played it - I eventually enlisted the help of 2 human players to get me through.
I could probably solo them now, it would just take a few tries.
the easiest melee boss on planet earth
Not the best of bosses. Just an annoying mess with bizarre hitboxes that you can run away from.
@nessisonett which is really quite a shame because he's got a wonderful design/boss arena
@nessisonett Except you can't run away from him. He can be far away from you and you'll still get destroyed by stuff randomly shooting up from the ground.
@ZeldaFanboy78 Haha, good to know. I always play with the sound off. Which works fine for the rest of the game but apparently handicaps me at that boss in particular 🤪
If I had in-laws I would put it on the dining room table to discourage family dinners. Since I don’t it’s not something I would personally buy
My favorite of the lords, but not enough to make me pay $700 for it though.
@sketchturner BRING A DIVINE WEAPON. Ancient Ninjitsu technique for taking out pesky skeletons. Nito can't revive them if you take out the first 3 little ones, then just wait for him to come to you so you don't aggro the big guys.
NINJA STRATS NINJITSU APPROVED
That's a stunning piece of artwork, if I ever attain disposable income I will definitely be wasting money on stuff like that!
CHOSEN UNDEAD NINJA APPROVED
imagine not using a holy weapon on this guy
@GamingFan4Lyf I was stuck on Ornstein and Smough for such a long time. I don't think I've ever attempted a boss so many times before or since. I loved playing Dark Souls, but not that part.
$700?!?! I feel guilty if I buy a figure for over $30 lol.
@sketchturner just get him away from
The big skeletons.
@Diogmites Good news for you, they will trade you the statue for one Mergo.
@Varkster I looked it up. I was curious about exactly how big he was!
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