Overview
- Number of Players
- 4
- Genre
- Release Date
Wii Shop
18th Jan 2010, 500 points
19th Mar 2010, 500 points
26th May 2009
- Controller Support
Reviews
Weird doesn't even begin to describe it
Someone has stolen your stash of muscle-pumping creatine! Quick, assemble the burliest speedo-clad men, women and polar bears in town, chase the thief through walls and bury them under a pile of men! Dash, pose, flex! Muscle March is the kind of game that doesn't really need a review because everything you...
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Muscle March News
News Documentary About Muscle March's Creator Explains So Much
Learn about his inspirations
Muscle March is still probably the oddest game on WiiWare, to the extent you probably wouldn't want to meet its creator in a dark alley. But a short documentary? Sure, that's harmless enough. Shinya Satake, the game's producer, and Keita Takahashi of Katamari fame both feature in this short documentary called Electric...
Nintendo Download 19th March 2010 (Europe)
More Hanabi Festival, plenty of DSiWare and one lonely WiiWare game
Several people were disappointed Nintendo of Europe didn't start off the latest Hanabi Festival with a certain vampire-slaying game last week, but there's no need to complain any more - It's out now! It brings with it a rather tedious little NES import, which might also mean this is...
Nintendo Download 18th January 2010 (North America)
Brawn, brains, twins, dogs, ninjas and platform games "risen from the dead" -- this week has it all!
A nice update for North America this week as we see a game many thought would stay in Japan, a new brain teaser and a catch-up title for the Genesis on the Virtual Console. DSiWare is no slouch though with a selection of strategy and platform games...
News Muscle March Coming to WiiWare on Monday
The excruciating wait is finally over.
Namco Bandai has announced that its quirky WiiWare title Muscle March will be hitting the North American WiiWare service on Monday, January 18th. As if this amazing news wasn't enough, the 800 Wii Point price tag of the Japanese release has been dropped by 300 Points to a very manageable 500 Wii Points. If you...
News Muscle March Marches Westward
Namco Bandai's crazy WiiWare game gets a USK rating.
There's a whole lot of Japan-exclusive WiiWare games we'd love to see released elsewhere, as unlikely as some of them are. However, the USK has rated a certain game which is a real shocker - We thought it would be the absolute least likely game to be brought over. Muscle March was released on...
First Impressions Muscle March
Namco delivers possibly the most bizarre game to come from Japan in years.
If you've gotten into the Japanese import scene at all you've probably discovered that there's games released in Japan that never see localisation outside of Japan. Japanese game developers have a knack for coming up with some pretty unusual game concepts and Japanese...
Previews
First Impressions Muscle March
Namco delivers possibly the most bizarre game to come from Japan in years.
If you've gotten into the Japanese import scene at all you've probably discovered that there's games released in Japan that never see localisation outside of Japan. Japanese game developers have a knack for coming up with some pretty unusual game concepts and Japanese...
About The Game
Muscle March is a quirky Japanese action game stuffed full of macho bodybuilders.
The all mighty protein powder has been stolen so it's up to Tony and his muscle-bound crew to catch the thieves. Choose from a variety of perfectly molded superstars and bring these terrible villains to justice. As each thief attempts their escape, they will smash through walls while making a variety of poses. You must match these poses to fit through the holes and catch up to the thieves. The protein powder will be yours again!
Flex your muscles by yourself or with up to four friends in turn based macho excitement.
Posing for a few minutes not enough? Enjoy Endless mode until your muscles bulge and explode!
The all new Polar-Bear-in-a-Swimsuit Engine will take bodybuilding to a level beyond your imagination!
FEATURES:
- 7 Excited Bodybuilders Ready for Action!
- Eternal Mode for up to 4 Players!
- 3 Difficulty Levels for every Size Muscle!
- A Polar Bear!
Comments 19
10/10
I cannot believe this game is leaving Japan.
Doesn't the third screenshot say "dorobo--", which means "thief"? I don't know why I'm asking - it's not like it could make the game any weirder.
Insta-buy.
wtf....?
[Looks at banner]
So that's where one of Brutus' avatars originated from.
Cool. A polar bear for a character.
It reminds me a bit one minigame of Rythm Paradise.
I dont even know what to say about this~!
In the words of Lucius Fox from The Dark Knight, "Beautiful, unethical, immoral..." "This is wrong..."
But I think the vids pretty funny, & I hope all those that want this enjoy it...
I don't know what shocked me more... the game footage, or the E10+ rating this game was given.
I smell game of the year
omg, the game is only just okay, if not a little broken with its mechanics, but that commercial had to be one of the best i've seen in years. Worth the 500 points i would say, its all the same silly humor.
Love the commercial!!
I hate Mech Muscle....so much....
A polar bear!
A polar bear from NORWAY.
Worth the 500 for that alone.
800 points for Europe? I hope it flops on the principle alone. Europe gets whacked three times, first it not coming out for nearly 2 months, second it being 300 points, third it being more even at 500 points (€5>$5) let alone 800.
They've probably lost a lot of European customers by making this 800 points. I'm also surprised at it being a 3+
I love this game! My absolute favorite WiiWare game, 10/10!
What a wonderful trailer!
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