Topic: Death of a Cheater

Hi there, I need some help developing an RPG for iPhone!

It´s a parody game, and one enemy is called "cheater". This character is a zombielike gamer who attacks you dy hacking your data or using various cheats like wallhack and "auto headshot". Most of the information will be in textform, and we try our best to make it silly and entertaining.

I need help finding out how the cheater should DIE.

So far, I´ve thought of:
Cheater is permanently shut down!
and
Cheater is flamed and perishes!

How would you like a cheater to die? ^^

Cheater is found by (place company name here) and sued/banned from (place game name here)!

Cheater's data was corrupted. Cheater was banned. Cheater's account was disabled. Cheater was cease and desisted.

Make sure to throw a screen-looking joke in there, while you're at it! Sounds like a funny game.

By the way, I've got an Ipod Touch, I'd probably buy it. What's it called?

"Cheater is blocked by Firmware Update!"

Anyway, I want to buy it too. I'm going to begin iPhone dev soon too.

**hint**If you can maybe ad-hoc it to me **hint**

Cheater was blehed by lz

The best death for a cheater is...

DEATH!

_{Or just call them fat.}

cheat module breaks

Great tips! I have a big grin on my face, keep ém coming for as long as you like...

If you wish you can also give suggestions for how his "appearing" takes place (Cheater interrupts the game!, Cheater hijacks your character!) or possible ways to attack.

I´ll nudge you when it´s released, metakirbyknight, probably make a shameless self-promotion thread here as well ^^
Edit @moomoo: Working title: Death Piglet RPG: Boneheap´s Quest
Edit @Adam: Sorry, "screen-looking joke" went just a little above my (swedish) head, what´s that?

UR CHEATS ARE IN ANOTHER iPHONE

_{Then the iphone's power cuts off}

I got it.....
First the Cheater should be busted by the FBI.
Then sentenced to DEATH!
To be hanged by the indestructible cord of a NES Controller!

EDIT... oh, and then he should bust into flames, right as he approaches death, all great games need combustion!

@That Guy from Faxanadu: Sounds interesting and funny. I'm looking forward to it.
An appearance could be: Cheater hacks the battle! or Cheater comes to make your gamer life miserable!
Another death could be Cheater's gameshark/action replay broke!

Cheater's computer melts. Cheater is smashed with a banhammer. Cheater teleported into a wall and got crushed. Cheater gets Blue Screen of Death.

"Cheater's cheap AR falls apart!"
is another idea I just had.

Screen looking is when someone looks on your screen in a split-screen game to find out where you are. Not really a common complaint anymore since game companies have decided that gamers have no friends and only play with each other online, but in the N64 days it was a common complaint for games like Goldeneye since it removed all possibility of stealth and defeated the purpose of the in-game radar and the option for no radar.

"Cheater's Wii was bricked by a bad WAD!" (Piracy is bad!)
"Cheater's iPhone needed a restore!"

BANHAMMERED

Just take out the word "Steam" and "Valve" and replace them with your company name. Also replace COD:MW2 with the name of your game and the black bar with some crazy online name like "HACKzords5729". I'm sure that'll guarantee a few laughs.

P.S. Credit to me would be nice if you actually use the name "HACKzords5729".

Cheater was hacked by another cheater, who was promptly shot.

Cheater is infected with the Chuck Norris virus.