Topic: The Chit-Chat Thread

I love the sound of rain. It's my favorite sound in the whole entire world. I feel peaceful and relaxed when I hear the rain.

..............Hi chat thread...again.

I finally started playing a Fallout game.

On my phone.

It's a nuclear shelter sim.

I wouldn't mind moving to Ontario (but not Quebec, unless a lot of its infrustructure isn't built around Montreal like I've heard. That was a nice place to visit, but I don't think I'd want to love in an area where I can't pronounce a single ****ing sign).

I also wouldn't mind living in or around Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Or Massachussets, New Hamphire, Conneticut, Maryland, Delaware, Maine, British Columbia (Canada), maybe even Vermont...

Basically anywhere besides New York State that's not likely to have a lot of dangerous creatures and/or prone to natural disasters like Tornados or Huricanes...except New Jersey. The drivers there are crazy. <_<

I kinda want Ontario the most, though, if only because it'd require a flight, thus giving me ample reason to not visit my folks on holidays while also not having to worry about unwanted visits from family members. And all without having to let them I just don't like them.

@CanisWolfred: Why don't you like your family?

Because the whole lot of them are some of the miserable people I've ever met and simply being in the same room with them seems to suck any amount of joy from me like a ****ing vacuum...

Except my brother, of course, but that's why he moved out of state...

Or maybe she does

Anyway, it seems the first trailer for FNAF4 has been released. Looks like it takes place in a normal house overrun by little animatronics, that was unexpected.

Contrary to popular knowledge, the word "weaboo" is a loanword. It comes from the archaic language Trollese. Translated correctly, it means "STOP LIKING THIS THING I DON'T LIKE!" In the faraway land of GameFAQs, the natives would use their mastery of the tongue to incite foreigners into wars made of flames.

People who use suchlike insults cannot and should not be taken seriously.

Oh man, 'nother weird dream last night...and this time I remembered parts of it clearly...

Most of the dream took place in some strange facility, possibly a lab or prison, or maybe even a stage that doubled as a prison. Inside, they had people basically fighting eachother for what I assume was sport, with the "prizes" being their own freedom or the freedom of someone else. I only remember 5 or so scenes, so here it goes:

1) One boy fighting in a free-for-all with a bunch of other people in a room a little smaller than your average gymnasium wanted to free his uncle, who was a King that had been kidnapped and turned into some mechanical doll, so that he may sing until he falls apart (obviously inspired by what I recently watched in One Piece).

2) A bunch of burly women who I guess were supposed to be amazons launched a coordinated attack on a group of male "centurions" in what looked like a Glass dome with specially designed obstacles.

3) two boys and a girl got into a fight when they weren't supposed to. The girl got hurt, and all three were put into "cells" where they were separated from eachother...but they could still see eachother because of the way the cells were designed (mostly fiberglass). One of the boys felt really guilty about hurting the girl, and the two boys were apparently friends who had just had a rough disagreement. There was a lot of thinking about what they had done...and thinking about how to escape...

4) Meanwhile, I was in a room upstairs ("My room" in a dream house, I suupose), where I was putting some hentai memorabilia (body pillows, toys, "toys", more body pillows...S&M Body Pillows) in a corner where I assumed they would be safe from prying eyes....only to find someone had parked a little girl on top of the stash, so she could watch TV in my room. I told her to keep quite about the weird pillows, she cracks a snide remark, then flicked her head...right before I noticed she had a neck brace on, and she started moaning in pain. I apologized a lot, then went back downstairs.

5) Two of the women "gladiators" were talking to eachother, and one of them mentioned how she's becoming increasingly masculine since she's been at the facility. Most noteably her breasts having been reduced several cup sizes in only a couple months (Granted, she started at Size FF and now she's a D)

I woke up during that last one. -_-;

Very strange, I hope I don't have too many more dreams like that again...

@CanisWolfred: Okay...what was up with that last one? Everything else I could handle (though the one involving hentai was...interesting.), but that was just...weird.

@CanisWolfred: Seriously? I would love to have a dream like that. Makes sleeping so much more eventful.

@CanisWolfred: You're very open about your hentai pillows.

And here I am, hugging a plush cow to sleep.

@Morpheel: That might of been something you want to take to your grave lol. Although I could go for a nice juciey hamburger right now.

I don't recommend trying to eat a plush cow.

@Morpheel Why not? Have you tasted one? For all you know, it could be delicious .

Too much fiber.

Ah.

Speaking of wierd dreams:

A couple weeks ago I had one where I was in the living room of one of my aunt's houses, and I was disappointed that I couldn't access my favorite anime site, which was apparently down.

Suddenly, my bargain hunting uncle (married to my other aunt, who was with him) came in with two boxes full of anime DVDs & VHS'. Apparently the site had a physical location, and when it shut down they had to sell off their copies of anime for cheap. I tried asking the aunt that came with him if they had a certain series, but she said they didn't because they used to be a K-Mart. I tried getting on the computer once more to try the site out (on this other aunt's computer no less, though I was just in the other's living room), but it didn't work, and a piece of paper shot out of the printer that repeatedly said "RegalSin was here".

Suddenly news broke on the TV that an asteroid was coming close to Earth soon, and it could potentially be our extinction, then BOOM! Huge explosion outside...

We rushed outside (which was now my grandmother's back yard) where it was revealed that we didn't get hit by the asteroid proper, but rather just a small piece that broke off in advance. However, that happened on the other side of the planet, and the explosion we saw/heard was a real time replication of the event organized by the MythBusters.

However, it was revealed that the main event would indeed be hitting Earth, and extinction was a 99% probability. I tried saying we should go to the basement, but my bro said that anyone underground during the impact would be cooked like they were in an oven. We went into the house to spend what would probably be our last moments together, then I woke up.

^That was a terrifying dream. RegalSin was in it and everything.

I actually don't have any, that was just part of the dream. I also don't have a disabled girl sitting in my room while I watch hentai (which I also don't watch...I prefer the manga/doujinshi), just for clarification.