He is so big! And sure, he doesn't have that signature Ditto slime-shape, but I can forgive him for that because he is TALL ENOUGH TO HUG.
Here's some specs on the big boi, although honestly, they had me at "big Ditto":
- Measures about 45 inches tall and 30 inches wide
- Filled with lightweight EPS beads to remain durable without sacrificing comfort
- Weight capacity: 250–300 lbs. (113–136 kg)
- Part of the Pokémon Home Accents collection
- Made by Yogibo for Pokémon Center
- Assembled in the USA with domestic and imported (China) parts.
- Materials: 89% cotton and 11% elastane (outer cover) / 87% polyester and 13% elastane (inner liner) / EPS beads (filling)
- Care Instructions: Machine wash delicate. External cover ONLY. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean. Not to be used wet.
- Item Weight: 10 LB
That "Home Accents" collection includes some rather stylish cushions, art, bookends, blankets and more, but it's mostly boring ol' Pikachu. Everyone knows Ditto is superior. Look at him:
I love him. He is everything I need in my life. He costs $260 in Canada. Please stop me.