Now that the preamble to the story of Splatoon 2 appropriately titled Squid Sister Stories has concluded, we felt it was worth making a song and dance about the story as a whole. We then scrapped the singing and dancing and opted for a more straight-laced reading of the piece.

You can watch or even really just listen to the events that unfold in the video above, or alternatively if you're more of a written word kind of bodkin, you can find the whole story on the official Splatoon website.