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Prof_Clayton

This thread is for all things Pun, punny, or even so much pun they are lame.
Here is some things I came up with earlier,
I went down to Jamacia and bought some illegial DVDs. Now I'm a Pirate of the Carribean.
My music case is full of CDs. I was working on clarin-et out, but my Heavy Metal disc broke the shelf.
A riot was breaking loose at a restaurant. Ry the chef was not keeping up with the demand. When the manager walked in, he asked a man what was going on. He replied, "We Hung-ry!"

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Tricoloryoshi

Oh no... >.>
Also, hanging the guy won't help them get their food.

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BadKitty

I walked in my room late at night and found,
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and it ended with a lot of pun-ching u_u
I'm sure theres a pun in there somewhere >:3

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[13:12] LordJumpMad stick his thong out at eme
[17:24] LordJumpMad: I will never male you happy >:[
[21:11] LordJumpMad: You insluted my words >:[
[16:32] turtlelink: gdi emmy. You'...

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Prof_Clayton

@Emmy I'm sorry I've been meaning to tell you this:
I saw @Jump and @SMEXI in a hotel Foyer yesterday. They were boasting about their intellectual skills because of their recent chess victories.
I would have said hi, but I had to leave. I can't stand Open Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer. u-u

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NinFreak

My butt talks a load of crap.

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KingDunsparce

NinFreak wrote:

My butt talks a load of crap.

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StarBoy91

after watching a Coca Cola ad on TV
Well, that's what I'd like to call a coke-mercial!

@NinFreak - crickets chirping

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To each their own

SheldonRandoms

Rev up those fryers, cause i'm sure hungry for some.......help, help, MY LEG!!!!!

(This is a pun for me at least)

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I'm not keen politics since that stuff is spooky, I'd rather watch SpongeBob over Fox News anyways!

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TsunamiSensei

I wanted to build trains, but then I got sidetracked.

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LzWinky

I don't do requests :3

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NinFreak

I got told i don't have a stomach. I was gutted!

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CerealKiller528

Wanna hear a bomb on an airplane joke? They will blow you away. Never mind, airplane jokes are plane wrong.

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SheldonRandoms

ImmatureUnsure wrote:

Wanna hear a bomb on an airplane joke? They will blow you away. Never mind, airplane jokes are plane wrong.

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I made Sheldon & Mr. Randoms back on Flipnote Hatena, now i'm a kangaroo mod that has a funko pop collection!

I'm not keen politics since that stuff is spooky, I'd rather watch SpongeBob over Fox News anyways!

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RudysaurusRex

Making handicap jokes are LAME.

What did one outlet say to the crude one?
"Your manners are quite SHOCKING."

That's all I have.

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FOREST_RANGER

Can't think of anything good, so I'll post this instead.

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Banker-Style

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. Unless of course, you play bass.

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SheldonRandoms

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I made Sheldon & Mr. Randoms back on Flipnote Hatena, now i'm a kangaroo mod that has a funko pop collection!

I'm not keen politics since that stuff is spooky, I'd rather watch SpongeBob over Fox News anyways!

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