"Wow...there's a lot of reviews in here", said SuperLink as he saw portraits of game covers hanging in a room with a sign saying Latest Reviews above it.
Just then, the sound of scuffling feet echoed through the foyer...what could it be?
"Who told you that?! Only my closest friends know that my atomic epic 3DS with nunchuk guns makes doughnuts AND catbois! Are you a spy?" said Atomic_3DS_Man.
Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Tendoboy1984 appears from out of nowhere and responds to JTT235:
"Arr mate, I be tellin' ya a tale of the great and powerful Theblackdragon. She be a malevolent force with the power to lock up ridiculous threads! You best be warned, don't go too far off topic lads."
With that pirate-y speech, Tendoboy1984 vanishes into thin air, leaving the rest of the NL crew bewildered at what just happened.
Meanwhile somewhere between nintendo life Mexico and nintendo life england JTT235 was on a helicopter coming back from the second handheld war when something attacked the helicopter and it crashed landed in the desert the only survivors were JTT235 and...
That's how we got in the desert.
Anyway, the NL crew work their way up the master staircase, only to find a key and a locked door. As SuperLink picks up the key, an ominous melody echoes through the mansion:
@Tendoboy SuperLink realizes that (above), but the whole point was that the music came out of nowhere, and that was the ominous part
Anyway, SuperLink, cautiously entered the key into the lock, and turned it ever so slightly to the right, and juuuust as he couldn't turn it anymoreBAM!, the door disappeared with the heavy, and sorrowful sound of a classic game getting a sub-par score.
Darkness paved the road of the next action for our travelers.
“The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.” - "Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
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