Topic: The Chronicles of NintendoLife

I'm a simple turtle mindin' my own business.

Basically- I really have nothing to add to this.

SuperLink finds komicturtle92 takin' a stroll when a wild James of the James Newton tribe of the 3DS wildlands of NintendoLife suddenly attacks and knocks SuperLink to the ground!

Only komicturtle92 can save him now!

You mean you're a Simple Turtle?

OMG These drop "Simple Shell", it's great for making armor, quick, someone stomp it!

"NO!" said SuperLink. He needs to save me from the James Newton native!

rudydog13 went mmphg mmphg! Lost Silence! Summons Chocobo! OH NOEZ! IT'S WALTZELF!

shoots waltzelf repeatedly with an RPG, then SMG, and then cuts up his remaining body parts.

Rolls a 12! Waltzelf is back so he can do it again!

WTF! Waltzelf evolves into... RUDYDOG13CLONE! YES! im that amazing.

SuperLink transforms RUDYDOG13CLONE back into Waltzelf. Waltzelf runs away and warns his leader, LordJumpMad, of a strong force that is led by a group of NintendoLife-ites.

NintendoLife Adventure

WaltzElf slays LordJumpMad and takes over Trollville. Then hands Zynga $50 for a cute tractor to farm corn faster.

A WILD DERPY_HOOVES APPEARS

and kills WaltzElf to take control of Trollville

SuperSushiLax appears! And opens a cute little coffee shop in the high street of Trollville.

@SuperSushiLax
Tendoboy1984 wants to battle!
Go Emboar!
Emboar uses flamethrower on SuperSushiLax's coffee shop!
It's super effective!
What will SuperSushiLax's Pokemon do?

Combines powers with Derpy_Hooves to create a celestial Sonic Rainboom that tears the atmospheres of the planets in the solar system. The lmense light shines into SuperSushiLax's shop and full blasts him in the eyes making him squeal like a girl.

Reala did appear in thy thread and noticed at once the dearth of catboi's, the nl community seemed to besseech to Reala to right this wrong and so it would be so Reala did bequeath unto thine thread an army of catboi's and there was much rejoicing henceforth.

Thesmorganator jumps in and starts to spam Hadouken on KaiserGX and Derpy_Hooves for destroying his wonderful atmosphere

Meanwhile somewhere between nintendo life Mexico and nintendo life england JTT235 was on a helicopter coming back from the second handheld war when something attacked the helicopter and it crashed landed in the desert the only survivors were JTT235 and...

rudydog13 jumps in and dances! DESTROYS ALL ENEMIES. BRINGS WALTZELF BACK TO LIFE! KILLS WALTZELF!
rudydog13 joined the party!

SuperLink walks past the burning wreckage of the helicopter, mortally wounded, when he tells jtt235 the horrific news:

theblackdragon has awakened O.O

DUM-DUM-DUM-DUUUUUUUUUUM!_:3

Oh no! This is terrible!
Feenie must've used its infection on tbd!

A warrior is needed to slay the dragon and restore her to the fair Princess Des! That hero is the PunnyGuy! Our brave hero joins his fellow adventurers on their bizarre quest!

"Welcome PunnyGuy!" said SuperLink, "although...we need to find a way out of this desert, first."

And so, our heroes forged on through the desert of the Wii, and to their surprise (after many days of walking) they see, what looks to be like, a big mansion with a gigantic "C" on the front.

"What could that mean?", asked SuperLink. "Maybe the "C" stands for....................Corbs?"