Topic: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

Not unless the only thing he's taking is my underwear...which is actually kinda creepy...
Don't you know about the bird?

Yeah, he's big and lives on the street made out of burger bun toppings, right?

Why is Luigi's mustache cooler than Mario's?

Because it's thicker.
Why do people always go at guessing at which came first, the egg or the chicken? [what's the point?]

Because they think it's a deep thought, when in fact it's just plain dumb as there is really no question that the creature which can reproduce must have been created first. (Sorry, not really a STUPID answer, but you asked a not-particularly-stupid-question, too).

How stupid is this question that I am asking right now?

Don't want to be insensitive, so I'll say...okay.
Am I too nice to y'all? [Because I noticed it a lot]

Sureses!

Well doesn't everbody know that the bird is a word?

buh-buh-buh bird bird bird, buh-bird's the word
if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it use Life-Alert to summon help?

I take it it's a rhetorical question.
Who like both the SNES and PSX consoles and games, besides me?

not me
Will Jack Bower die in Season 8 of 24?

Most Definetly.

Do you think that we really exsist or is it just one big simulation on an alien planet?

Aight.

Aight?

42.

Who are your base belong to?

All of.

Will Nintendo pwn?

PWn like norah jones.

Should cheese be able to run for government?

only cheddar.

How big is the moon?

that big.

do these pants make me look fat?

only from the back.

What's for dinner?

hobo leg

where am I

Monkey steak

Do you question my question?

Only mildly

Is it just me?