Topic: Fail of the Day

I went out on the pull last night,and I picked up this woman,and she turned out to be a he.
It was an interesting experience.

I tried to look directly at the (partial) solar eclipse and now I'm dazzled.

I have a fail.
Yesterday, I had to get a new science textbook.
Because my backpack is full, last night I put it in a Wallgreens bag. My mom then put her groceries right next to my book after I left the room. It turns out she went to Wallgreens. This morning, when I went to get my textbook, I grabbed a bag with laundry detergent (Purex, to be exact.) by accident. So when science came around and the teacher asked for us to take out our new textbooks, i pulled out Purex. I got a 0 for the day, and now my nickname is "Laundry Man".
I liked it better when I was called "Taco Man" after my halloween costume was a taco.

Nearly roundhouse kicked my manager in the head. Entirely by accident. _{Completely entirely.}