Topic: Fail of the Day

What stupid thing have you done today? Me, I managed to set Nutella on fire. ON FIRE.

Your turn.

inb4 "posted in this thread"

Well my 1 hour walk turned into 2 hours thank my sense of adventure!!! or lack of direction I like to go with the first one though.

How the James Newton did you manage to set Nutella on fire? How long did you set it for on your toaster?

Paid more for a used, scratched copy of GrimGrimoire when I could've just gotten it on PSN. Seriously, how long has it been on there?

I put the knife in the flame on the hob, so that the heated metal would cut through the nutella and make it spreadable. The bit of Nutella that was already on the knife (from my previous failed attempt to hack away at it) burst into flame. There were embers still burning well after I'd taken the knife away from the hob. Didn't think chocolate spread could burn so well.

@Vintage

I put the knife in the flame on the hob, so that the heated metal would cut through the nutella and make it spreadable.

Are you eating rocks or something ? Nutella is pretty soft. Even in the fridge.

How to tell if Nutella is bad, rotten or spoiled?

Practicing proper hygiene and food safety discipline will help prevent food borne illness from Nutella. Does Nutella go bad? If you’ve ever tasted an old jar, you know the answer is yes. The sweet taste is replaced with an undesirable one when a chocolate nut spread like Nutella has gone bad. A common trait of Nutella going bad is a slow change in texture from soft and creamy to hard and dry. If the spread begins to smell rancid, then your nutella has gone bad and you must toss it. There are, of course, certain health risks associated with spoiled Nutella, so always remember to practice food safety and enjoy your Nutella prior to the eat by date.

I think it's safe to say VintageBoy has eaten expired Nutella. PROBLEM SOLVED

Actually, Nutella goes rock solid when left in the fridge. And it's definitely not gone bad, only had the jar a couple of days and it smells/tastes fine. I usually leave it in the cupboard, but I must've had a brain fart last time I used it and put it in the fridge with the butter.

Quite appropiate for this thread.

Thread title. Discuss.

Guess how many days I have left to live. You cruel people.

I give you... 3 days and how ever long Titanic was.
No, im serious.
Mah fail of the day was when I put Rice Krispies - WITH MILK - into the microwave and thought it would taste good.
It was TERRIBLE.

Aren't you supposed to eat Rice Krispies with milk?

I think it's safe to say Bobhobob has eaten manually-pasteurized milk. PROBLEM SOLVED

On the back of the Nutella, it says "DO NOT REFRIGERATE"

So I was hanging out with some of my friends, and we decided to go see a movie, but some of the people in the group stalled, so we finally just decided not to go and texted one of our other friends that we had called it off. 20 minutes later when the movie was just about to start, we realized that we didn't tell two more people meeting us there about us canceling it ...

When I was going to get mario kart WII, I accidentally bought double dash, and I was even playing it in my WII, until I wanted to play online and realised I had the wrong game.

Guess I felt I was a bad enough dude to operate chocolate spread without reading the manual

There's a manual for Nutella? I MUST FIND IT. WHERE IS THIS MANUAL AND HOW MUCH DOES IT COST. I DEMAND ANSWERS!

I woke up at ten to 9 and turned my 3DS off (which I use as my alarm) as I was about to get up but then I thought I'd go back to sleep until half 10 (the time I had set my alarm too) to get some more sleep as I go to bed so late, forgetting that I had turned my 3DS off I went back to sleep and woke up at 10 to 1 so I lost my whole morning.