Topic: What's your Beserk Button?

You know what I mean. Those little, mostly innocent topics of conversation that for some reason get you foaming at the mouth and get the unfortunate, unsuspecting conversationee a long and suprisingly-detailed rant about why that subject should never be approached and everything you hate about it. The thing that's likely to be the straw that breaks the camel's back after a long day; the thing that around you, people should tread with caution. What's yours?

Note: If you're going to rant about something in this thread, keep it light-hearted and entertaining. Let's not start fires, or provoke others into starting a war.

Glenn Beck.
_{and rush limbaugh}

Aisha replacing Trini on Power Rangers. We go from a strong female role model who was likable, adept, and kind to a smart-mouthed, no-talent poser. The worse part was that she was the one MOST shoved in our faces after "The Power Transfer." I swear, Aisha made me sick. At least she got replaced by Tanya later...

P.S.: Rest in peace, Thuy Trang.

Justin Bieber.

Anyone who says Super Mario Sunshine, Luigi's Mansion, or Kirby Air Ride are bad games.

anyone who says that tennis is easy

When people say I should act more mature.

People who think that Apple products are completely superior to every other computing device. They are not! You can do almost everything that a Mac can on a PC and a little bit more. Seriously, stop pretending that Steve Jobs is the messiah and do some research!

People who say Nintendo is for kiddies and the "real" gamers play Sony and Microsoft. WTF! You tell them you don't play shooters and sports crap and they look at you like, "What kind of man-child doesn't play shooters and Madden?" "You still play Mario?" "Nintendo is for n00bs, dude"

This. Apple is my berserk button at all. Oh, you have an iPhone? Guess what? My Galaxy can interface with ANY bluetooth PC or phone. And I can put in any size microSD card I want. Yeah, I'm not forced to buy any more or less than I need like with Apple's fixed hard drives. Ooooh, and my PC can play GAMES. Ever play Crysis? Nope, guess not.
Now I'm gonna go upgrade my graphics card without sending my entire PC in to Apple because I can.

Ponies.

And those weird people who think that HD is not any better in quality than SD.

Ooh and people who insist that Sony games are all shooter and sports crap and that nintendo is the only real gaming company.

Piracy gets me every time. Oddly enough, I (generally speaking) couldn't give two hoots about what the company loses out of it. It's just... rrgh. Don't talk to me about it. >:[

_{Actually this thread came about shortly after raging at a friend for suggesting I should "aquire" Photoshop if I really disliked GIMP so much. Which set me off on one a bit.}

the comment sections at IGN.

_{what's wrong with GIMP dood, it's awesome}

I'm sure it is once you're used to it. I just lack the patience for any art program that lacks a freaking line tool

Also YouTube comments.

When my mom corrects me on my speech.

Yeah, that's why I don't use GIMP. Tools you need to draw in any other art program, and usually make up most of the picture, are missing. It's like giving somebody a game console with ultra-photorealistic graphics and more power than anything else on market, and telling them that they need to use the controller with their feet. (And no, I don't mean it's a Dance Dance Revolution pad. I mean a typical gamepad.

But it has a cute mascot dog. You can't argue with Wilber >:[

Oh, and I hate when people say the Wii isn't a "real" console and Nintendo is "for kids."