Topic: Making The Headlines (forum game)

OK, so, yet another forum game for General Discussion. The rules are simple - I'll post a picture that's been in the news recently, you fabricate your own headlines for what the picture is about. The picture will change every few days, so keep an eye on this first post.

Picture 1

The real headline: Iceland volcano erupts, causing all flights to be grounded in the UK due to volcanic ash
My headline: Cigarette prices in Glasgow drop 50%

Got the idea? There's the picture, make up your own headlines. GO!

_{No offense meant to any Glaswegians.
Although I suspect by now they'll be running to the nearest newsagent}

This looks fun, but I'm confused. Are we supposed to wait for you to post a new picture, or do we comment on the old one, or do we post new pictures?

Make a headline for the current picture - in this case, the Icelandic eruption above. I'll occasionally change the picture to stop the thread becoming stale.

Infectious disease spreads through Europe's youth: Symptoms include, severe depression, and a sudden teddy bear fetish.
_{Real headline- How Not to Raise a Bully: The Early Roots of Empathy}

@Raylax Headline: Large Smoke Cloud Engulfs New York, Is This a Sign of Too Many Smokers?

NL introduces cremation, for banned members

Headline: Pygmy shrew internally combusts, destroying nuclear power plant!

@Reala and percentful HAHAHAHA!

First annual Nintendo Life member BBQ recieves mixed reactions from attendants.

Was TBD there? I bet she did the BBQing.