Author Profile
Evan is an essayist, journalist, travel writer and short fiction author with clips at BuzzFeed, Santa Fe Writers Project, Thought Catalog, Paste, Business Insider, Going, Aeon, and more. He lives in Lima, Peru, and is a native speaker of Spanglish, Franglish, and Portuglish. You can read more of his work here.
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- Sun 31st, December 2023
Latest Feature Articles
Opinion Is Winds & Waves Just 'Pokémon: Tears Of The Kingdom'?
Gequa used Bubbul Beam!
If you’re reading this, then you’ve probably already seen the Pokémon: Winds and Waves trailer with its underwater exploration and probably-important cloud. You’ve marvelled at the tropical setting, sighed with relief at the 2027 release date, and admitted that Gecqua would be a cooler hang than Pombon. Pomeranians are...
Feature How Mega Starmie Became The Internet's New Queer Icon
Gaga, Cher, Streisand... Mega Starmie?
It came during the night. From the darkest, most existentially tortured recesses of a Game Freak designer’s brain. Diffidently, at first, then more boldly. Finally, hips swishing, stripper heels glittering, it announced itself across the Internet in a burst of dramatics. I am speaking, of course, of Mega...
Soapbox These Everyday Items Trigger Me Now, And I Blame Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom
Tears of life
Soapbox features enable our individual writers and contributors to voice their opinions on hot topics and random stuff they've been chewing over. Today, Evan explores the life-ruining properties of TOTK... It happened in Yellowstone National Park. Removed from society, cruelly separated from cell phone service, I’d embarked,...



