Topic: "Things you can use as a Weapon" GAME

I disagree with those who say "Books are meant for reading, not for throwing". There are so many people who point out that scissors, bobby pins, and anything sharp are considered weapons. But really, you can use literally anything and EVERYTHING as a weapon.

So, let's play the "Name Things You Can Use As A Weapon Game"!
Name up to 3 things you think you can use as a weapon and explain why you think they can be used as a weapon.

Here I go:

Hard Candy (Skittles, especially) - Well, their accurate throwing objects. I remember this girl throwing skittles in class and it litterally sounded like bullets 'clinking' against metal. Yeah, I kinda died laughing when the guy she was throwing it was trying to run away... lol

High Heel Shoes (throw or smack) Yeah, them high heel shoes look.. dangerous...

Pencils- Flinging these things improves your accuracy. Colored Pencils add a splash of color and seemingly more durable

Yeah, try to be ridiculous and just have fun with this. I was trying to supress my laughter attack when I was thinking of the many things you can use as a 'wacky' weapon game. Especially them Skittles. Those things hurt!

A water bottle filled with water and a duct tape ball are both great weapons.

Chairs-If you do it in real life you're not getting those funny slapstick comedy outcomes. Swing them hard enough you can put someone in a comma.
A flag pole-The little ones i see at schools hanging on the wall usually have a sharp looking tip. I imagine that could do some damage.
A rock-If you get one when trick-or-treating this year don't be disappointed.
Hm,I think my 3 were fairly obvious choices...

For a second there I thought you were Kanti.

Lessee now...Microwave ovens, broken spatulas, and remote controls can be pretty dangerous, you know.

Stapler, paperclips, and toothpicks. Aim for the eyes. >:3

I'ma say hot sauce, racoons, and dry ice.
Hot sauce - throw it in someone's eyes (or mouth, depending on how hot it is).
Racoon - make it mad, then trap it in a room with someone. Let fighting commence.
Dry ice - Stuff it in a bottle and throw it at them. Instant mini sound grenade-type-thing.

And, I noticed that at my school, you can't have plastic knives, but you can have scissors...

Balls of Steel - "Hail To The King Baby"

Is that good or bad? I'm pretty much bran new here. 1 day old =) (on this site that is.)
Nice choices by the way.

Kanti was pretty cool, and he liked Retro games and handheld games, too. And Scott Pilgrim. I think we'll get along just fine. And thank you. You stole came up with some good ones yourself.

It scares me how well some of you people seem to be able to turn everyday objects into tools for killing.

_{Space hopper. Just keep bouncing on them until they die of old age/boredom.}

Red pepper flakes: Pour em all down the victim's throat, and watch it dry up.

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Words.
Ponder that philosophical statement for a while.

**hurls a dictionary at briunj04**

Also, raptor claws.

Wii Sensor Bar- take its ridiculously-long cord and choke people with it.
Stapler- staple their throat shut.
Printer- poison them with the ink cartriges.
(Those are the first three things I saw from my computer perch)

Wii Accessories - detectives from Nintendo Victims Unit uses them

Laundry detergent for obvious reasons.

Isopropyl alcohol for the same.

Paper: Give em a papercut or roll it up and poke them with it.

Cats: Throw it at them _{or use a CATapult}

Wii controller: (You know what I'm talkin about.)

Water...
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flavoured with cyanide...

wiimote - they call it the nunchuk attachment for a reason
laser pointer / flashlight - used to effectively blind your enemy
plunger - decent range plus no one wants to be touched by toilet water