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HobbitGamer

Gilbert Godfrey is the voice of Kirby
Call of Duty is point and click mystery series

Everyone wears power gloves, but they don’t know why.

#MudStrongs

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BrainOfGrimlock

After a long time out of the public eye, MC Hammer materialised on this world and gained incredible fame, wealth and notoriety for his rewrite and reboot of the Holy Bible...

The highlight for many critics was the inclusion of a saviour who brought happiness to the people using ‘saxophone-infused hip-hop’ and paperclips.

The revelation that the newly renamed ‘gee-zeus’ had adopted the moniker ‘Colonel’ and opened a chain of fast food stores was less well received.

@Bunkerneath thank you - hoping other people now have a bash at bringing this world to life!

Edited on by BrainOfGrimlock

BrainOfGrimlock

Rayla

Boris the Johnson build a mansion in the himalaya, but he removed all mountains due to them obstructing his view

All oceans on this planet have been made only a foot deep so children can't drown in them. The art of swimming has been lost through the ages.

@BrainOfGrimlock Really awesome pic

A piece of the Triforce appeared before you! (>'.')> Touch it now!

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Heavyarms55

The Force is real and Jedi and Sith alike occasionally cause trouble. Most recently Darth Turnipus led a revolt in Canada. But his revolt was put down by Jedi Master Miyamoto, who was visiting for a gaming convention and the announcement of the joint Nintendo-Philips CD-less CDi 3 which used cartridges and was portable.

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GeoChrome

The entire Bible is a movie saga, with Danny DeVito as Jesus and God, every disciple being a Despicable Me minion, and Adam Sandler as everyone else.
Edit: The tie-in book is the Gru Testament.

Edited on by GeoChrome

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HobbitGamer

Humans don’t reproduce. Babies are made with alchemy and household appliances.

#MudStrongs

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BrainOfGrimlock

‘Gordon’ has been revealed as the most popular baby name this year, largely due to a mistake made by Gordon Ramsey (who’s returned to his home planet) during a live cooking show...

Viewers following along at home were slow to realise that ground viagra mixed with old spice and asparagus would in fact not result in a delicious spicy marinade, only an infant with a proclivity for swearing.

BrainOfGrimlock

Krull

Given that football was banned, the world's new most popular sport, boxing/kickboxing, is populated by preening, overpaid and over-styled prima donnas who feign injury at first contact, rolling around the ring and crying foul to the referee. All bouts are decided by disqualification, with the first fighter to convince the referee he is the injured party being named the winner. Cristiano Ronaldo is still enormously successful.

True sports fans turn to the highly illegal and unpoliced realm of cage matches of watching paint dry. Highly skilled athletes risk their vision to be the first to spot the moment when Farrow & Ball period colours are no longer tacky to the touch.

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ThanosReXXX

The sport of watching paint dry took on extreme forms, once it was clear that "Jezus" deVito was too small in size and stature to fit on the standard issue cross, and as such, instead of blood, they had to use copious amounts of red paint, which attracted an overwhelming crowd of avid paint-dry watchers, who were only ever so slightly disturbed by Danny deVito's continuous ranting and raving for someone to "get him the hell down from there"...

'The console wars are like boobs: Sony and Microsoft fight over which ones look the nicest and Nintendo's are the most fun to play with.'

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Heavyarms55

Philips-Nintendo's CD-less CDi 3 is an enormous success and starts a new console war to see which company can produce the worst voice acting over the highest quality games. In this world the entire script of Skyrim was "I took an arrow to the knee" recited by more than 460 different old women who smoked too much. It won game of the year.

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Beeton

Adam Sandler is a genuinely good actor and comedian. He's actually got a big gold statue of himself in front of his lawn.

I'm the world's cutest anime robot :3

Also Semi-retired Smash Bros. player and now full-time Resident Evil and Sonic fan

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ThanosReXXX

Through meddling of alien visitors, who enlightened him concerning their advanced technical knowledge, Sandler actually managed to get his hands on a working version of the remote control that he used in one of his so-so movies. With it, he continuously rewinds to the statue's reveal, to be able to relive the only glorious moment he ever had in his live.

At one point, he also rewound time back to be able to refuse the job of starring in the movie Pixels...

Edited on by ThanosReXXX

'The console wars are like boobs: Sony and Microsoft fight over which ones look the nicest and Nintendo's are the most fun to play with.'

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Beeton

Unlike in Japan, EarthBound was actually a huge hit in the U.S. when it was first released in 1995. Tons of merchandise were released and even an kid's cartoon was made. Unfortunately, Michael Bay directed a live-action adaptation of Mother 2 complete with lots of explosions.

Edited on by Beeton

I'm the world's cutest anime robot :3

Also Semi-retired Smash Bros. player and now full-time Resident Evil and Sonic fan

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Heavyarms55

In response to this atrocity, the Atlantean parliament had Michael Bay banned from releasing further movies in their country. Since Atlantis was the world cultural leader, this bankrupted Michael Bay. So he blew himself up in his own own. However no one was harmed because it was a green screen effect.

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Krull

The fallout from the Earthbound movie travesty was such that world leaders held a conference for 19 days in a secret site in Yemen. The outcome was the so-called Michael Bay law, a UN resolution that film-makers who concentrate on special effects at the expense of plot can be forcibly renditioned to unidentified black sites around the world and "reprogrammed". Paul Anderson and Milla Jovovish are now notorious war criminals on the run somewhere in Myanmar, where they make appalling CGI-laden movie adaptations of difficult Russian novels.

The most feted directors of the day, such as Paul Thomas Anderson, Martin Scorsese, David Ficher, et al, focus on compelling and profound cinematic renditions of the most popular video games. Scorsese's GTA film series, for example, is feted as the most realistic and gut-wrenching depiction of organised crime.

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GeoChrome

Illumination Entertainment rules the film industry. Fans are excitedly waiting for The Godfather reboot, starring Ryan Reynolds as Ratatouille and Stephen Spielberg as Jerry Seinfeld.

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BrainOfGrimlock

Security forces around the world have been put on full alert as the continous & unprecedented theft of Kinder Eggs around the world continues unabated...

Ministers are worried that the stolen eggs may be used as a black market currency in order to destabilise - or even replace - the world’s economy. Intelligence agencies have discounted this theory after receiving tip-off that the attacks are in fact a direct response to the renaming of the final weekday as ‘Sanday’ - a worldwide initiative to thank Adam Sandler for bringing joy to the masses.

Agents are still trying to understand the link between Sandler & the choco-eggs, as Sandler has long been a proponent of the ‘otters only’ diet. Sources have discovered however that he eats a 6-egg omlette daily as a cheat meal, stoking fears that this could be an audacious blackmail attempt in order to force a ‘Zohan’ sequel...

BrainOfGrimlock

Octoguy

In this (sad) world, Smash Ultimate never happened, instead, the Switch received a slightly enhanced Smash 4 port.

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Let’s play Animal Crossing together!

GeoChrome

The only saving grace of Sm4sh Switch was the DLC, with DeVito voice packs for Pikachu and Sandler voicing a new character, Jack and Jill (Ice Climbers clone).

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