Topic: If you owned a cupcake shop...

What would be your speciality?

I would have cupcakes with ducks on top and for people having a party a cake shaped like Miranda Kerr.

Kawaii frosting :F

Muffins.

I'd just serve up uncooked cupcake batter. Cake mix always seems to taste way better before you cook it, so I'd just stick all my cupcake batter in patties and serve it like that.

Actually, on second thought, I'd deep-fry the batter just a bit so it holds together but is still a batter on the inside. That'd be awesome.

Deep-fried cupcake sounds... really compelling.

Muffins.

Get out, spy.

I'd fumigate, sterilize and bulldoze it, then I'd chuck whatever's left into deep-space, and then...

I'd build a muffin shop.

I would turn it into a cookie shop.

Turn it into...a coffee shop.

I'd specialize in the most fattening, not good for you, but oh so tasty concoctions imaginable! Mwa-Ha-Ha!

I'd destroy the foundation and rebuild it so it can be the ultimate muffin shop.
My specialty would be muffins with duck on the insides, because that sounds amazing right now.

Coffee is an essential beverage to go with cupcakes.

To have one without the other is like to have pretentious 5-star dining without random expensive French wine.

I would make the people solve puzzles before they got their cup cakes, only to find out that there is no cup or cake in my cup cake. ._.

I hate it when cakes are lies.

I've seen some pretty weird thread topics but this one is simple in another league of weirdness...

Anyway, answering the question, I would love to own a cupcake shop, and, because i'm in Australia, i'll charge outrageous price for them, because I know that poor Australians can do nothing about it and will buy them anyway! (if you haven't coded it yet, i'm complaining about outrageous game prices in Australia!)

Just wait until a cupcake store opens up overseas where the cupcakes are cheaper - people will start grey importing!

Yes! I think i'll do that!, unless the cupcakes have region locking!

I'd sell all my cupcakes to @OlympicCho until they got sick and then start selling muffins.

I guess I would make really awful cupcakes, and advertise them as "The World's Worst Cupcakes"
People would flock to my shop to see how bad they were, and I would make millions.
They're secretly muffins... but I'll never tell >:3

I'd make an adult themed cup cake shop and all the adults would go cuz they're perverts and all the kids and teens would wanna know what all the fuss is about but they won't be able to get in XD that alone would make my shop so mysterious and exclusive that I'd make a fortune.